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Old September 9th, 2006, 09:32 PM   #1
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Default Iceman's evening at home.

Mom and dad are away, as usual. He's at home because his bike has a flat tire.

Got the computer fired up, bottle of lotion next to the mouse pad, box of kleenex on the left.

When not posting here, checking out MySpace profiles of all the girls at school that won't give him a piece of ass, which is all of them. Then moves on to the yahoo personals, then craigslist after that. Looks for free porn, gets more Jerkins lotion, and a roll of toilet paper, since the kleenex is all gone.

When not doing that, looking for his mom's vibrators. He's never seen one in person before. He'll probably smell it when he finds it.

Should be emptying the cat's litter box and cleaning the kitchen, because the whole trailer smells like cat piss and old bacon grease.

runs out of toilet paper. Uses his pillow case, which already glows under the black light anyway.




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Old September 9th, 2006, 09:34 PM   #2
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hahahaha best post EVER!
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Old September 9th, 2006, 09:35 PM   #3
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Old September 9th, 2006, 09:39 PM   #4
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Old September 9th, 2006, 09:42 PM   #5
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Mom and dad are away, as usual. He's at home because his bike has a flat tire.

Got the computer fired up, bottle of lotion next to the mouse pad, box of kleenex on the left.

When not posting here, checking out MySpace profiles of all the girls at school that won't give him a piece of ass, which is all of them. Then moves on to the yahoo personals, then craigslist after that. Looks for free porn, gets more Jerkins lotion, and a roll of toilet paper, since the kleenex is all gone.

When not doing that, looking for his mom's vibrators. He's never seen one in person before. He'll probably smell it when he finds it.

Should be emptying the cat's litter box and cleaning the kitchen, because the whole trailer smells like cat piss and old bacon grease.

runs out of toilet paper. Uses his pillow case, which already glows under the black light anyway.




I know, don't feed the trolls. Couldn't help myself
wait you forgot the part where his mom walks in on all this and just talks to him like nothings wrong! hey I think we should all flood this guys inbox! so get to pm ing him!
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Old September 9th, 2006, 09:45 PM   #6
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Old September 9th, 2006, 09:56 PM   #7
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wait you forgot the part where his mom walks in on all this and just talks to him like nothings wrong!
He'll be asleep from exhaustion and wrist fatigue before they get home.

It's $1 Old Milwaukee draft night at the bar. His parents won't be home for awhile.
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Old September 9th, 2006, 10:00 PM   #8
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hahaha his mom has mouth cancer from second hand chew too probably!
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Old September 9th, 2006, 10:11 PM   #9
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aww come one leave jermey alone didnt he get married not to long ago? or is maybe we are all wrong and its not women he is looking for since this place is full of men.. maybe he is trolling for guys and is checkin for the gay porn, and has some 45 year old balding man coming over to service him hence why he hasnt responded to this thread yet?
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Old September 9th, 2006, 10:27 PM   #10
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Fatty Matty, will you write my letter of resignation when needed? You're pretty good there...
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Old September 9th, 2006, 10:52 PM   #11
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Mom and dad are away, as usual. He's at home because his bike has a flat tire.

Got the computer fired up, bottle of lotion next to the mouse pad, box of kleenex on the left.

When not posting here, checking out MySpace profiles of all the girls at school that won't give him a piece of ass, which is all of them. Then moves on to the yahoo personals, then craigslist after that. Looks for free porn, gets more Jerkins lotion, and a roll of toilet paper, since the kleenex is all gone.

When not doing that, looking for his mom's vibrators. He's never seen one in person before. He'll probably smell it when he finds it.

Should be emptying the cat's litter box and cleaning the kitchen, because the whole trailer smells like cat piss and old bacon grease.

runs out of toilet paper. Uses his pillow case, which already glows under the black light anyway.




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thats some funny shit right there!
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Old September 10th, 2006, 07:31 PM   #12
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Hey! where'd our newest wipping boy go?
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Old September 10th, 2006, 07:34 PM   #13
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Great post!
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It is sad to say it because I hate his guts, but I miss him. I had some pretty nice stress relief with him.
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Old September 10th, 2006, 07:38 PM   #15
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"iceman" has been removed, and he will not be back.

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Old September 10th, 2006, 07:57 PM   #16
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Because of your mean attitude i will be forced to post a photo of you standing by your new ride
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Damn, the first time I feed the troll, and he's gone, just like that.
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