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Old December 30th, 2005, 04:45 AM   #1
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Hey Grandman, this is for you!

Ornery old ladies

Three ornery old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home
when an old man walked by. One old lady said, "We bet we can tell how
old you are."

The old man replied, "There's almost no way you can guess that."

Another old lady said, "Sure we can! Just drop your underwear and we
can tell your exact age."

He dropped his pants and pulled down his underwear.

The grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and
said, "You're 84 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How did you! guess that?"

The old ladies laughed, slapped their knees and grinned from ear to
ear. All three happily cackled, in unison,

"You told us yesterday!"
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Old December 30th, 2005, 05:48 AM   #2
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Old December 30th, 2005, 08:51 AM   #3
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Old December 30th, 2005, 09:00 AM   #4
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Well actually this method can be used to determine age of either sex .

Seems i do not know your age Nancy the next time you are up this way ill show you how accurate i am at guessing your age ok ?:tonka:
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:03 AM   #5
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:06 AM   #6
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:08 AM   #7
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:25 AM   #8
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:26 AM   #9
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Well actually this method can be used to determine age of either sex .

Seems i do not know your age Nancy the next time you are up this way ill show you how accurate i am at guessing your age ok ?:tonka:
Hey Make sure I'm around when you do this....Nancy is a Hottie!
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Old December 30th, 2005, 08:27 PM   #10
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Well actually this method can be used to determine age of either sex .

Seems i do not know your age Nancy the next time you are up this way ill show you how accurate i am at guessing your age ok ?:tonka:
Um no. I don't want anyone to know. :tonka:
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Old December 30th, 2005, 08:32 PM   #11
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Um no. I don't want anyone to know. :tonka:
OK ill wisper in your ear just to see if i guess correctly !!!!!
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Old December 30th, 2005, 08:35 PM   #12
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OK ill wisper in your ear just to see if i guess correctly !!!!!


Hey I still want to be there for this okay!
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Old December 30th, 2005, 08:37 PM   #13
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OK ill wisper in your ear just to see if i guess correctly !!!!!
Um...no.
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