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Old April 21st, 2014, 08:51 AM   #1
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Yesterday while I was at my uncles fir a East her egg hunt i had to poop in the woods.
Of wolf spider bit me on the end of my penis.
Now it is all swolleden an big thier.
My GF thinks its kinda hot and want to fo it while it is swollden.
Im scared it ill hert to much.
Whstt would you guys do?

And dont be dick about this. im serious.
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Old April 21st, 2014, 08:53 AM   #2
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Yea I didn't have to work last Friday. It was a good day.
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Old April 21st, 2014, 08:57 AM   #3
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Old April 21st, 2014, 09:08 AM   #4
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I've just watched "We're the Millers" and I want to post something cool referencing it.
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Old April 21st, 2014, 09:16 AM   #5
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Old April 21st, 2014, 09:19 AM   #6
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Which is cooler: pt cruiser or hhr??
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Old April 21st, 2014, 09:22 AM   #7
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Old April 21st, 2014, 04:05 PM   #8
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Shut up Hacksaw. This joke is way too lame to continue any longer.
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Yugo. Hands down.
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