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Old December 19th, 2013, 03:08 PM   #1
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So - we have a white elephant gift exchange coming up at work.

What are some of the most outlandish gifts (SFW) that you have seen or can think of?

I am thinking of a "PB&J Kit" consisting of paper plates, a knife, some bread, peanut butter and a thing of jelly.
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I keep trying to talk my dad into letting me take his gilded hippo statue that he has.

"I couldn't afford a white elephant, but I got you this golden hippo instead"



Last white elephant for the in-laws i bought a couple scratchers and a flat of canned corn. It got a good laugh. A couple of the cousins fought over it through stealing becuase they have too many kids
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I thought it was Whiterhino?!?! And is it wise to be wo public about his gift?
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A wooden glenlivet case with a bottle of 7-up in it.
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That's a dick move.
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The look of pure joy interrupted by assholes is a priceless scene.
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I've seen a plunger as a gift before.
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Last hear someone found a brand new windows 95 instruction book at a resale book store.

I think a picture frame with your picture glued shut would be good.
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8" x 10" self portrait.. Autographed.
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