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Old December 11th, 2013, 12:22 AM   #1
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The winch that save Christmas
The wind was quite heavy on one Christmas Eve, Santa traveled by ground, behind schedule, if you believe. He was cruising through California in his mighty red sleigh, And said, "If I don't hurry, there will be no Christmas Day."

Blitzen turned around and said, "Santa, you won't fail, We Reindeer found a short-cut called the Rubicon Trail." They headed for the trail, but when they got there, The rocks looked much bigger than they did from the air.

Up hill the reindeer struggled to make the sleigh go, And getting around those rocks made the progress quite slow. They tried really hard but there just wasn't a way, To get axle articulation from an old wooden sleigh.

Where the rocks are quite steep, Santa ran out of luck, Even with nine reindeer, he finally got stuck. The Rubicon Trail is no place for a sleigh full of toys, Santa sighed, "I've failed all those good girls and boys!"

"They'll rise in the morning, leave their rooms and say, 'Under the tree, it is empty, is there NO CHRISTMAS DAY?'" They couldn't budge the sleigh, no matter how hard they tried, Santa felt so hopeless he sat down and cried.

Suddenly in the distance came a loud clanking sound, Like an old wind-up toy that's been too tightly wound. They saw it come over a boulder with a creep, A rock crawlin', mud boggin' XJ Jeep.

Its fenders were dented, and its sides were all scratched, The top had big holes that hadn't been patched. But its tires were big ones, 35 inch, And on its front bumper was a shiny new winch.

"If you're taking the Rubicon," the XJ started to say, "Go with a group and get mud tires for that sleigh." Santa said, "I'm sorry, I feel like a jerk," The XJ said nothing, it just went to work

The sleigh was unstuck and free in a cinch, Thanks to that XJ and its shiny new winch. Santa went on to fulfill Christmas day, With the XJ leading the way.

Now many years have passed and the reindeer are older, They don't fly very well when the weather gets colder. But Santa's still out there every year without fail, Fulfilling his promise in the air and on the trail.

On Christmas Eve, if you chance to look in the sky, You just might see him in that XJ J
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Old December 11th, 2013, 05:56 AM   #2
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Old December 11th, 2013, 06:46 AM   #3
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That was stupid. 35's aren't big tires and mud boggin' xj's are made for rock crawlering.

Why didn't santa just fly his stupid sleigh out of the rock pile? Just dumb. My jeep wouldve just wheelied outta that bitch.
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Old December 11th, 2013, 06:50 AM   #4
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That was stupid. 35's aren't big tires and mud boggin' xj's are made for rock crawlering.

Why didn't santa just fly his stupid sleigh out of the rock pile? Just dumb. My jeep wouldve just wheelied outta that bitch.
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Old December 11th, 2013, 06:59 AM   #5
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That was stupid. 35's aren't big tires and mud boggin' xj's are made for rock crawlering.

Why didn't santa just fly his stupid sleigh out of the rock pile? Just dumb. My jeep wouldve just wheelied outta that bitch.
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Old December 11th, 2013, 10:00 AM   #6
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why did the xj have a hole in the roof?

I think you added the xj part, because you are that dumb and gay.
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Old December 11th, 2013, 10:08 AM   #7
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I found it on Xj forums used to be a cj5 so Someone changed it if it bothers you so bad don't look at it
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Old December 11th, 2013, 10:54 AM   #8
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You're stitupid
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my kids did not like that story
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So Santa stole the XJ?

I read that story to my 10 month old. He continued to drool and pull my hair then dropped a deuce in his diaper. I don't think he likes the story.
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my kids did not like that story
It made my daughter cry
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It made me cry. They could have at least deleted the holy top part.
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