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Old October 2nd, 2013, 07:50 PM   #1
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Solicitation at 8:45pm....Really

AT&T knocking on the front door at 8:45pm asking me if I want to see how U-verse can benefit me. Dog starts barking and going crazy which wakes up the 2yr old, now he's wide awake from a small nap. Thanks AT&T
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Old October 2nd, 2013, 07:53 PM   #2
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I been solicited many many times later than 8:45 PM.... Usually between 10PM and 4am. But, I was in my Semi truck, in a truckstop and a couple of the whores didn't even have teeth, and I think one had a cock. Consider yourself lucky.
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Old October 2nd, 2013, 07:53 PM   #3
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I had a young African American fellow knock on my door asking for money for his school sport after 9pm, he looked to be over 20, i was nice, but wanted to tear him a new one.
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Old October 2nd, 2013, 07:55 PM   #4
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If you sign up for Uverse, they stop knocking at your door at 8:45. There's your benefit.
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Old October 2nd, 2013, 08:49 PM   #5
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Had a guy knock on my door just after 9:00 pm.

Him: blah blah blah about home security system
Me: not interested
Him: Do you currently have a home security system
Me: yes
Him: what brand
Me: Springfield Armory

By the time i got half way through saying armory dude had dropped his clipboard, allhis literature, everything and was running down the street (he had parked at the church down the street and was walking door to door). I still laugh about it till this day
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 06:41 AM   #6
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Opeing the door with a ball gag on usually makes solicitors feel awkward.
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 06:53 AM   #7
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If you are in a major city, just wear camo to the door.

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Old October 3rd, 2013, 07:45 AM   #8
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No matter what the time of day, I ask every solicitor who comes to my door while I am home to see their city issued soliciting permit. Usually they quickly turn around and head to the next house. The couple that have gotten mouthy (somebody trying to sell me windows and somebody trying to sell me snow plow services) get the cops called on them once they leave.

Thankfully, police in my neighborhood don't have much else to do so they respond very quickly to those calls for soliciting without a permit.
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 07:50 AM   #9
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Had a guy knock on my door just after 9:00 pm.

Him: blah blah blah about home security system
Me: not interested
Him: Do you currently have a home security system
Me: yes
Him: what brand
Me: Springfield Armory

By the time i got half way through saying armory dude had dropped his clipboard, allhis literature, everything and was running down the street (he had parked at the church down the street and was walking door to door). I still laugh about it till this day
That did not happen.
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 08:04 AM   #10
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Had a guy knock on my door just after 9:00 pm.

Him: blah blah blah about home security system
Me: not interested
Him: Do you currently have a home security system
Me: yes
Him: what brand
Me: Springfield Armory

By the time i got half way through saying armory dude had dropped his clipboard, allhis literature, everything and was running down the street (he had parked at the church down the street and was walking door to door). I still laugh about it till this day
By springfield armory, I am pretty sure you meant "I performed the fellatio on him so he would leave"
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 08:23 AM   #11
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Opeing the door with a ball gag on usually makes solicitors feel awkward.


Having met your wife, this would not shock me as being true.
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 08:48 AM   #12
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I've seen them standing on the sidewalk at 6AM on my way to work...

Oh shit wrong type of solicitation... But still fawked up hours...
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 08:52 AM   #13
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I enjoy tormenting solicitors if they show the slights sign of being a prick.
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 09:15 AM   #14
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Never had the late night knock on the door, but years ago the Jehovah's Witness couple knocked on the door at 8:00 am on a Sunday. Since I was single at the time and had been out partying the night before, I looked my best when I answered the door wearing an Alice Cooper concert T (Yes, I'm old) and croaked out something along the lines of 'HHHRRREeEEEEAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH'

Never had another Jehovah Witness stop by at that house again.
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 09:20 AM   #15
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AT&T knocking on the front door at 8:45pm asking me if I want to see how U-verse can benefit me. Dog starts barking and going crazy which wakes up the 2yr old, now he's wide awake from a small nap. Thanks AT&T
Man I remember those days. People coming to my door unannounced ringing the door bell walking up my son when he was 2 and younger regretted ringing my door bell. I chewed people out.

We had no soliciting signs and beware of dog signs and people would still do it.

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Old October 3rd, 2013, 09:27 AM   #16
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I been solicited many many times later than 8:45 PM.... Usually between 10PM and 4am. But, I was in my Semi truck, in a truckstop and a couple of the whores didn't even have teeth, and I think one had a cock. Consider yourself lucky.
My father in law has had the same thing happen several times as an OTR driver. Most recently, one knocked on his door while eating a piece of chicken, he rolled down his window to see what she wanted. She offered, and of course he declined, but most curious to him was where the fawk she got the fried chicken at 4 am.
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 10:01 AM   #17
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We had no soliciting signs and beware of dog signs and people would still do it.
We have a no soliciting sign by the doorbell and most understand and leave without ringing the bell. One 'gent' rang and I pointed to the sign and he said, with a grin, "I'm not soliciting". I figured he was an idjut and explained that coming up to my house to sell anything is soliciting.

He looked at me and started going into his sales pitch. I said,"Mudge come". Mudge was a 240 pound Mastiff with a head the size of a basketball. Mudge, being next to me in the house which was a step higher than the outside steps, was nearly the same height as this idjut. The idjut grew very large eyes and ran, telling his two women 'helpers' to hurry and get back in the car.
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Old October 3rd, 2013, 10:49 AM   #18
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Having met your wife, this would not shock me as being true.
but of course he's leaving out the part that he always already has it on...
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but of course he's leaving out the part that he always already has it on...
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Old October 4th, 2013, 07:33 AM   #20
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She offered, and of course he declined,
That's what he told you.
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