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Old September 28th, 2013, 04:54 PM   #1
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I'm at a wedding and don't know anyone here. Girlfriend is a bridesmaid... entertain me.
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Old September 28th, 2013, 04:55 PM   #2
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Offer to be the ring bearer, and put said rings on your cawk... They'll love it. If it is a catholic wedding, the priest may tickle your sack... BONUS!
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Old September 28th, 2013, 04:56 PM   #3
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Offer to be the ring bearer, and put said rings on your cawk... They'll love it.
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Old September 28th, 2013, 04:58 PM   #4
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Get drunk and become best friends with everyone?
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Old September 28th, 2013, 04:59 PM   #5
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Old September 28th, 2013, 05:02 PM   #6
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Drink until everything seems fun. Then keep drinking so you won't remember anything. IIt'sfun being "that guy".
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Old September 28th, 2013, 05:06 PM   #7
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This is always a win. What I have done in the past.. Be helpful. They need somebody for pictures, find them. Need tables moves for the dance floor, fold them up.. You G/F will fukc you drunk ass retarded.
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Streak the dance floor.
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Your G/F will fukc you drunk ass retarded.
She probably will anyway. It's a wedding and she will be swept up in the atmosphere and will strive to get that ring while the memories of how awesome that night was for that other girl are fresh. Her inner female jealousy will drive her to it.
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This is always a win. What I have done in the past.. Be helpful. They need somebody for pictures, find them. Need tables moves for the dance floor, fold them up.. You G/F will fukc you drunk ass retarded.
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She probably will anyway. It's a wedding and she will be swept up in the atmosphere and will strive to get that ring while the memories of how awesome that night was for that other girl are fresh. Her inner female jealousy will drive her to it.
^^^^ All of the above.. If you play it right you can surprise buttseks her too!
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Old September 28th, 2013, 08:57 PM   #12
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Perfect! No one will know who the drunk asshat was!
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She probably will anyway. It's a wedding and she will be swept up in the atmosphere and will strive to get that ring while the memories of how awesome that night was for that other girl are fresh. Her inner female jealousy will drive her to it.

For me it always led to a fight as to why we weren't married yet...

Get fucked up and give everybody the stink eye, or hit on obviously married wimminz. Bonus points if you successfully cut in on a dance between married people.
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