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Old September 18th, 2013, 04:00 PM   #1
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Talking !!!!ALL CRIMINALS WANTED!!!! (e lansing)

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!!!ALL CRIMINALS WANTED!!!! (e lansing)
I'm planning to get some money from some accounts. If you're not a little bitch, then you'll join my crew. This is how it's gonna go down:
Were gonna get together at a park and get introduced and maybe get pancakes. Then we'll all go to different banks and credit unions that you all belong to. We are gonna then sneak up on a few atms and draw money from your accounts. We pool all of it together and we'll have a ton of cash. I do require a 5% interest on the whole amount because I am the one who planned this greatest crime in history. Its a small amount to be used for the greater good.

Qualifications:
1) know how to speak english or spanish (at an elementary level please)
2) have a bank account with a positive balance.
3) possess the gift of invisibility(only one person required)
4) at least 2 years experience in jail (no catchers!)
5) must be willing to feed a monkey
6) must know how to pick locks
7) always carry the best ganja at all times

Compensation: as much as you can get

Location: e lansing
Compensation: 3 wishes from my genie and a handjob from someone
This is a contract job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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Posted: 2013-09-18, 3:41PM EDT

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Old September 18th, 2013, 04:08 PM   #2
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I'm going just for the pancakes!
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Old September 18th, 2013, 04:08 PM   #4
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Old September 18th, 2013, 04:24 PM   #6
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Old September 19th, 2013, 09:16 AM   #7
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No catchers! !!!!!!
That puts about 95% of this site out.
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Old September 19th, 2013, 09:19 AM   #8
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I'm going just for the pancakes!
what about the HJ
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Old September 19th, 2013, 09:51 AM   #9
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Maybe.......only if it's from a female criminal.
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Old September 19th, 2013, 12:16 PM   #11
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