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Old August 20th, 2013, 06:07 PM   #1
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Some extremely fucking wasted guy comes rolling down the street in his motorized wheelchair/scooter/walmart cart, swerving, hitting curbs and going in circles. When I say this guy was fucking wasted, he was actually even more wasted than that.

I told him that it would be a good idea to get on the sidewalk, so he asked to sit on my porch. The answer to that was no. He had blood all over him and was a pretty skeezy looking guy. So, he just kept on rolling...doing more circles swerving and barely able to sit up in the scooter.

Hated to do it, but I called the fuzz. He was going to get killed.

They show up and he starts fighting with them. Fire dept medics show up..he starts shit with them, then the ambulance people show up and he fights with them too.

The tow truck driver let me take a pic. He said this was first for him.

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Old August 20th, 2013, 06:15 PM   #2
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Old August 20th, 2013, 06:20 PM   #3
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Old August 20th, 2013, 06:20 PM   #4
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Old August 20th, 2013, 06:37 PM   #5
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Extremely funny yet fucking sad.
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Old August 20th, 2013, 06:43 PM   #6
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Old August 20th, 2013, 06:53 PM   #7
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Old August 20th, 2013, 06:58 PM   #8
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Old August 20th, 2013, 07:14 PM   #9
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I wonder if he got a dwi. My wife had a client that got a dwi on his riding lawn mower doing pretty much the same as this guy.
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Old August 20th, 2013, 07:22 PM   #10
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You can get a DWI on a bicycle.
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Old August 20th, 2013, 07:24 PM   #11
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Old August 20th, 2013, 07:31 PM   #12
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Old August 20th, 2013, 07:34 PM   #13
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Old August 20th, 2013, 07:43 PM   #14
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Old August 20th, 2013, 07:49 PM   #15
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About 15 years ago a dude was wasted driving a lawn mower with the blades engaged down the sidewalk. Police had the mower flat towed as they hauled him off to jail.
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Old August 20th, 2013, 07:53 PM   #16
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Dont say never. When you do police towing, you see all kinds of stuff like that. I have had to impound everything from bicycles to riding lawn mowers and even other tow trucks that did police towing for other citys. All for operating under the influance and or public intox. It is sad some times cause people do have serious problems but it is funny to watch sometimes.
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Old August 20th, 2013, 07:57 PM   #17
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Dont say never. When you do police towing, you see all kinds of stuff like that. I have had to impound everything from bicycles to riding lawn mowers and even other tow trucks that did police towing for other citys. All for operating under the influance and or public intox. It is sad some times cause people do have serious problems but it is funny to watch sometimes.
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Old August 20th, 2013, 09:06 PM   #18
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Good stuff (the wacky drunk and that you called the cops).

A couple years ago I was coming home from bowling in Detroit at about 10:00 at night and got on I-75 at Mack or Warren and saw the DPD had pulled over some guy on I-75 on his Rascal scooter. WTF?
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Old August 20th, 2013, 10:09 PM   #19
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Old August 21st, 2013, 06:22 AM   #20
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did this all happen in the booming metropolis on tecumseh?
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