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Old July 9th, 2013, 08:24 AM   #21
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Coffee (caffeine) is an addictive drug.
The reason I was given was not the caffine. Supposedly originally it was, but then the LDS church bought large holdings in Pepsi Co. so the prophets (a panel of 8 men that run the church) spoke to God and God told them only coffee was bad because the acids in it will rot your insides supposedly. But they can drink as much Pepsi products as they like
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The reason I was given was not the caffine. Supposedly originally it was, but then the LDS church bought large holdings in Pepsi Co. so the prophets (a panel of 8 men that run the church) spoke to God and God told them only coffee was bad because the acids in it will rot your insides supposedly. But they can drink as much Pepsi products as they like
huh, one of my Mormon friends from High School told me he couldn't drink Mountain Dew...A Pepsi Product.
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My understanding is that alcohol, caffeine, and drugs are on the naughty list.
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huh, one of my Mormon friends from High School told me he couldn't drink Mountain Dew...A Pepsi Product.
How long ago was that? It is my understanding that God Okayed Pop only recently.
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Oh, and the Mormon run state of Utah only allows beer to have 3.2 percent alcohol, and only one liquor store per town, which never seemed to be marked and you had to know how to find them.
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I want to do the multiple wives thing,

Where do I sign up.
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I want to do the multiple wives thing,

Where do I sign up.
You are fucking nuts dude, you want to know how I know that? I can't stand living with one wife I couldn't imagine living with multiple wives
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This is how I envision my new religious experience,

Hey Steph, meet my second wife,

You girls get to know each other, I will be out in the pole barn,

And Then,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...vvRfuVk30#t=9s
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LDS (latter day saints and the majority of Mormons) = 1 wife

Fundamental Mormons (Rare these days, mostly southern Utah and Nevada) = multiple wives
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My neighborhood is chock full of people with a similar sounding name to Mormons, they're called Morons.
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