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Old June 25th, 2013, 09:16 AM   #1
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Rape Sloth. SFW Unless people at your work can read..




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This one made me lol:


I can't believe there is over 450 pages of these. Some people have way too much time on their hands.
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Old June 25th, 2013, 09:23 AM   #3
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WAY to much time on there hands...

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When rape becomes a joke it is truly a sign of how morally bankrupt our culture is.


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They say rape by a stranger is very rare so I guess I was just unlucky. Maybe it was my fault for standing alone at a bus stop after dark but thousands of people do the same without harm. Should you make a run for it every time a couple of men approach you?

If only I had ran that night. Instead I felt a hand over my mouth as I was grabbed from behind, and dragged behind a block of garages. I was so shocked and petrified that I didn’t even cry out as they fell on top of me, pulling my clothes off until they had stripped me naked.

I cannot describe the fear I felt. I was shaking so much that I couldn’t move or speak. I just couldn’t believe what was happening to me. I didn’t deserve it. I’d never hurt anyone in my life. Why did they want to hurt me like this?

I remember being forced to get down on my hands and knees as one of the men got behind me. I felt a sharp stabbing pain in my bottom as he began having anal sex with me. It was worse then I could ever have imagined. It was as though I was being ripped apart from inside, as though he had stuck a burning knife inside me. The more I cried out the more he tried to hurt me. I thought I’d die from the pain.

Finally the first man climaxed inside me, only for the other one to take his place and subject me to further anal intercourse. Whilst this was going on the first man decided to humiliate me even further, slapping my face and forcing me to clean my feces off his penis with my mouth. It was the most revolting thing I have ever had to do.

I never knew such cruelty and depravity existed in the world until that night. They used me like a piece of meat, like a whore, and all I wanted was to put out of my misery.

Then it was over. The whole thing probably lasted half an hour but it has ruined my life and I’m only 17. The only comfort I take is from the stories of others who have been through a similar experience and have managed to come to terms with it. As the new year begins I just prey that I will find the same strength.

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Coming from someone who named a gun they sold the "Treyvonator."
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Coming from someone who named a gun they sold the "Treyvonator."
So giving that nickname to a pistol that was of the same make and model that an upstanding citizen used to defend his life from a wannabe thug who ambushed him and tried to break his skull open on a sidewalk is the same as making jokes about rape?

Might be time to reorient your own moral compass Jeff.
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Bin this thread. Kill rapists.
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So giving that nickname to a pistol that was of the same make and model that an upstanding citizen used to defend his life from a wannabe thug who ambushed him and tried to break his skull open on a sidewalk is the same as making jokes about rape?

Might be time to reorient your own moral compass Jeff.
No doubt I agree with you, but that's still pretty bad to name a gun that. No different than the racist lynching jokes you've told and/or laughed at.

My point is, we all make jokes about everything and anything on this site. Not much is off limits. Not sure what made you all high and mighty all of a sudden to determine which topics to joke about signify being morally bankrupt or not.

I personally feel that rapists need to get lowered into a wood chipper feet first, but we're talking about a picture of a horny looking sloth being held by a woman.
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So giving that nickname to a pistol that was of the same make and model that an upstanding citizen used to defend his life from a wannabe thug who ambushed him and tried to break his skull open on a sidewalk is the same as making jokes about rape?

Might be time to reorient your own moral compass Jeff.
Pretty much.
Your "joke" actually caused this sites owner a lot of headache as he had to deal with the people on the interwebz that found your joke. That and your fake screen names outlining the same jokes.
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Here's a few other "rape" oriented jokes that I'm sure I wasn't the only one that chuckled at them that have been posted here.









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So giving that nickname to a pistol that was of the same make and model that an upstanding citizen used to defend his life from a wannabe thug who ambushed him and tried to break his skull open on a sidewalk is the same as making jokes about rape?

Might be time to reorient your own moral compass Jeff.
Wow, Sorry to a fend you. Im pretty sure everyone on this site agrees on the subject your trying to Push.. But this thread was more of a "look through the stupid meme's and find some funny ones". Is the Firearms section slow or something?
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Even more depressing that someone standing up against people making jokes about one of the most disgusting, heinous and evil acts someone can commit against another is the one that suddenly needs to defend themselves.

Funny how that works.

I really don't mind being that guy either. I'd much rather be the guy that has a problem with these jokes than the one making them.

And yes... it does hit close to home. A member of my family was brutally raped when she was in college and has spent the last 15 years trying to piece her life back together. Thanks to that piece of shit also being a disease bag she is incapable of having children of her own.

You wanna laugh at these jokes? Read the story I quoted above and then imagine your wife, daughter, sister, mother or even grandmother going through that.
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Even more depressing that someone standing up against people making jokes about one of the most disgusting, heinous and evil acts someone can commit against another is the one that suddenly needs to defend themselves.

Funny how that works.

I really don't mind being that guy either. I'd much rather be the guy that has a problem with these jokes than the one making them.

And yes... it does hit close to home. A member of my family was brutally raped when she was in college and has spent the last 15 years trying to piece her life back together. Thanks to that piece of shit also being a disease bag she is incapable of having children of her own.

You wanna laugh at these jokes? Read the story I quoted above and then imagine your wife, daughter, sister, mother or even grandmother going through that.
Imagine your brother/son shot to death while unarmed by a racist bigot vigilante who just wants to shoot someone.

The problem is you cannot pick and choose which sensitive subject is funny and which isn't.
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Even more depressing that someone standing up against people making jokes about one of the most disgusting, heinous and evil acts someone can commit against another is the one that suddenly needs to defend themselves.

Funny how that works.

I really don't mind being that guy either. I'd much rather be the guy that has a problem with these jokes than the one making them.

And yes... it does hit close to home. A member of my family was brutally raped when she was in college and has spent the last 15 years trying to piece her life back together. Thanks to that piece of shit also being a disease bag she is incapable of having children of her own.

You wanna laugh at these jokes? Read the story I quoted above and then imagine your wife, daughter, sister, mother or even grandmother going through that.
Again, not arguing that man. It's a terrible thing.

You yourself have also told some jokes that others who have had a relative experience would find disgusting. So you're being a little hypocritical. What would a family member of Treyvon Martin think of your Treyvonator joke? Regardless of the circumstances surrounding it, it's still a sick joke.

We're talking about a picture of a sloth being held by a woman with phrases on it, not a video of someone being raped with people laughing at it.

I'm not defending rape. I'm defending the fact that we all make pretty sick jokes about wide ranging topics. I don't think these sloth pictures even come close to some of the other vile shit people post/say on this forum that most of us have laughed at.
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SS has morals hahahaha.......... Hahahahaha...... Hahaha
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Michelle laughed at the first three and said the fourth was gross. I now believe rape is ok, as long as the rapie isn't on their period.
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