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Old May 15th, 2013, 04:38 PM   #61
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Old May 15th, 2013, 04:51 PM   #62
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I've been cutting a new promo for our awesome windows. This is pure nonsence. Hey Sam get out your track log and see what hotties are freshly on the market and let's go paint Royal oak red tonight!

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Old May 15th, 2013, 04:56 PM   #63
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This is getting out of hand, but its so damn funny, whoever busted out the Bernstein kid made me almost piss myself.
Speaking of busting out, is that a no-go then on the "private consultation"?
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Old May 15th, 2013, 05:54 PM   #64
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Just looking at you I can smell a medical malpractice suit.. Call me if dad can't get it done.
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I've been cutting a new promo for our awesome windows. This is pure nonsence. Hey Sam get out your track log and see what hotties are freshly on the market and let's go paint Royal oak red tonight!
I'll drink both you old bastards under the table, and won't have to pay for a single drink!
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Old May 15th, 2013, 05:56 PM   #65
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I too side with Guy, Mort is a lot nicer guy, and eats pussy a lot better than Bill ever could..
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Old May 15th, 2013, 05:58 PM   #66
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Old May 15th, 2013, 06:14 PM   #67
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Oh really princess? You care to explain then why you look like swiss miss on your new ads, but Rutger Hauer in the ones just weeks earlier?
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Old May 15th, 2013, 06:22 PM   #69
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Oh really princess? You care to explain then why you look like swiss miss on your new ads, but Rutger Hauer in the ones just weeks earlier?
Which one of these pics of you is newer?
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Good god woman, are those wax candy lips?
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@ fake TV personalities e-fighting. I do want to see some Ms. Kayrouz titties.
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Old May 15th, 2013, 06:31 PM   #72
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@ fake TV personalities e-fighting. I do want to see some Ms. Kayrouz titties.
She is fugly! Id still hit it
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Oh really princess? You care to explain then why you look like swiss miss on your new ads, but Rutger Hauer in the ones just weeks earlier?
The gubernatorial loser has a point. I heard the bone scraps from Joumana's reconstructive surgery were used to fill potholes on I75.

Joumana- congrats on your medical achievement for being a patient in the first recorded use of a jack hammer in the OR.
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Not saying much bro.. We've all seen what you'd hit, while you were wearing a cheetah thong.
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The gubernatorial loser has a point. I heard the bone scraps from Joumana's reconstructive surgery were used to fill potholes on I75.

Joumana- congrats on your medical achievement for being a patient in the first recorded use of a jack hammer in the OR.
Why don't you go hire a rat to chew that mole off your mug you Canadian.
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Why don't you go hire a rat to chew that mole off your mug you Canadian.
Get with the times, old ass. The mole, much like your career, is long gone. It's a matter of days before you become soylent green, a-hole.

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Get with the times, old ass. The mole, much like your career, is long gone. It's a matter of days before you become soylent green, a-hole.

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um... he's been dead for 5 years.
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Get with the times, old ass. The mole, much like your career, is long gone. It's a matter of days before you become soylent green, a-hole.
It may be gone..

But...

It doesn't make you any less Canadian.

And in my book...

You might just as well be a communist, you non gun owning, curtsy to the queen freak.
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