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Old April 17th, 2013, 08:47 PM   #1
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I'm not pc so if me using retarded offended you I can assure you I used it in a manner that purely applies to my retarded dog during this thunderstorm. He may not live long after knocking over a 2' potted plant.
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Old April 17th, 2013, 08:54 PM   #2
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My older dog is terrified of thunder. My younger one is chasing his tail currently. They are both retarted but in their own way.


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Old April 17th, 2013, 08:55 PM   #3
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So be his thunder buddy!
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Old April 17th, 2013, 08:57 PM   #4
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Fuck you thunder, you can suck my dick.
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Old April 17th, 2013, 08:59 PM   #5
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You might call it a sixth sense. Just like animals run for high ground before tidal waves/tsunami, earthquakes. We can all learn something from watching how they react to conditions.
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Old April 17th, 2013, 09:11 PM   #6
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I miss the days of calming my dogs down from thunder
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Old April 17th, 2013, 09:17 PM   #7
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Hell it was beautiful sunny day up here?? Buy a tougher dog, mine likes to chew on fireworks just before they explode. He howls back at the thunder.
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Old April 17th, 2013, 09:18 PM   #8
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You wanna freak a dog out, fire up the vacuum cleaner.
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Old April 17th, 2013, 09:24 PM   #9
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I miss the days of calming my dogs down from thunder
Nothing works! All I can do is hold him. Moment I doze off or stop holding him he genitally claws my face with his claws from satan.
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Old April 17th, 2013, 09:25 PM   #10
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Nothing works! All I can do is hold him. Moment I doze off or stop holding him he genitally claws my face with his claws from satan.
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Nothing works! All I can do is hold him. Moment I doze off or stop holding him he genitally claws my face with his claws from satan.
What about dog genitals?
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Old April 17th, 2013, 09:33 PM   #12
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Run with it you fuckers!
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Nothing works! All I can do is hold him. Moment I doze off or stop holding his genitalia he claws my face with his claws from satan.
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Old April 17th, 2013, 09:34 PM   #14
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Your dog needs his nads back.
Can you get him some sedatives for the bad storms? My schnauzer gets a little scared if the thunder is very very loud. My lab on the other hand wouldn't care if the heavens rolled open and the thunder shook the house,
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I bought him one of those thunder coats and it helps a bit, but now he is hiding under my bed
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Asian dog genitalia holding during thunderstorms.
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Asian dog genitalia holding during thunderstorms.
Kate does that for you so why wont it work for my dog!
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My dog gets nervous during thunderstorms. I let her under the covers of the bed and both the wife and I wrap an arm around her and she does okay.

Treat the dog like it's a scared people and you'll be okay.
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My dog gets nervous during thunderstorms. I let her under the covers of the bed and both the wife and I wrap an arm around her and she does okay.

Treat the dog like it's a scared people and you'll be okay.
Does your dog try to sit on your head whike you are sleeping and shake like a vibrator on 12 volts?
If not stfu
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Old April 17th, 2013, 10:19 PM   #20
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Here ya go Immortal. If you make one out of a heating pad, it doubles as a slow cooker.... Calm dog, or a warm dinner.

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