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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:14 AM   #1
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Last night I was f'ing tired, but helped my wife with grocery shopping. Once we got home I unloaded our car and headed straight for bed. Wife didn't have to work today so she put the groceries away last night.

I crawl into bed, turn the tv on, and my dog hops on up and curls up on my wifes pillow. Nothing worth watching on tv so I turn over with my back to the tv that is still on.
I feel someone sit down on the foot of the bed. I figured it was my wife or one of my kids. I look up and over my comforter and see nothing. My dog is undisturbed sleeping on my wife's pillow. I think nothing much of it other than it being strange.
Again I feel someone get up, sit back down, and back up again. I look up and over my comforter and see NOTHING! My bed is fucking moving and I do not know why! My dog hasn't moved an inch!
So I turn over onto my back and fall asleep watching the foot of my bed.
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:15 AM   #2
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you were either having withdrawals from not being drunk, or, you were drunk again.
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:15 AM   #3
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Fuck your house.

I am NEVER coming over. Ever.
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:15 AM   #4
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i bet your still tired
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:16 AM   #5
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Do you has a water bed? It could be a mermaid
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:19 AM   #6
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you were either having withdrawals from not being drunk, or, you were drunk again.
No and no.

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i bet your still tired
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Do you has a water bed? It could be a mermaid
No, but I would like to have a mermaid.
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:21 AM   #7
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Sorry man but I watch Ghost Adventures and ghosts can and will follow people home. I troll too many people on here to take the risk of bringing home a troll ghost thanks to karma.
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:23 AM   #8
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:24 AM   #9
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:40 AM   #10
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What would you do if it was a mermaid ?
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Old April 8th, 2013, 11:48 AM   #11
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You had a mild stroke last night.
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Immortal may be a drunk bumbling idiot, but that was uncalled for
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Old April 8th, 2013, 12:40 PM   #13
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No, but I would like to have a merman.


Maybe its the ghost of a sex crazed nympho and she was just testing the waters with you.
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Old April 8th, 2013, 01:31 PM   #14
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schweeb was hiding under your bed waiting to snuggle?
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Old April 8th, 2013, 07:37 PM   #17
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If it were a ghost the dog would have noticed.
Yes I believe.
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No, but I would like to have a mermaid.
You know that the naughty bits on a mermaid are fish type, right?

In other words, she would lay her eggs on your bed and you would have to jerk off on them.
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Old April 8th, 2013, 07:55 PM   #19
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Bed bugs, or the neighbors cat.
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