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Old December 28th, 2012, 07:59 AM   #1
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Exclamation So I'm at Tractor Supply Co. when I am approached in the parking lot by an old lady.

Driving a nice looking Ford Explorer. Old lady looked well kept (nice clothing, teeth, and hair)
She pulls up next to me right when I walk out of the store asking for money so she could get a room for her brother who is down on his luck! WTF is going on with people these days!

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Old December 28th, 2012, 08:02 AM   #2
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you're so out of the loop you don't even know when a lady is hitting on you anymore.
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Old December 28th, 2012, 08:05 AM   #3
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Old December 28th, 2012, 08:08 AM   #4
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Hi my name is Immortal. I tell stupid stories on the inernet. Wanna hear another?
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Old December 28th, 2012, 08:28 AM   #5
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Old December 28th, 2012, 08:51 AM   #6
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Old December 28th, 2012, 08:53 AM   #7
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My stories are not stupid! Jerk.
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Old December 28th, 2012, 01:23 PM   #8
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Have her shovel your driveway.
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Old December 28th, 2012, 01:25 PM   #9
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or wash your windows.
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Old December 28th, 2012, 01:29 PM   #10
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it's better when see takes out her teeth lol
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Old December 28th, 2012, 01:30 PM   #11
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Old December 28th, 2012, 02:07 PM   #12
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So, how was the wrinkle sex?
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Old December 29th, 2012, 06:46 PM   #13
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Probably in new haven? Are you surprised?
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Old December 29th, 2012, 06:53 PM   #14
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you're so out of the loop you don't even know when a lady is hitting on you anymore.
Maybe she wanted the room for him and her
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Old December 29th, 2012, 06:59 PM   #15
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Old December 29th, 2012, 07:58 PM   #16
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Did you ask why her brother wasn't staying with her at her house and why she wasn't feeding him herself?
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Old December 29th, 2012, 08:48 PM   #17
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Probably in new haven? Are you surprised?
Yes New Haven. Is it really that bad around there?
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Old December 29th, 2012, 09:00 PM   #18
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Did you get some moon pies while you were there?
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Old December 29th, 2012, 09:20 PM   #19
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Cool story! Why don't you tell me another story so I can fall asleep
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Old December 29th, 2012, 09:53 PM   #20
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Last week at the mall I had a middle age lady in a newer GM vehicle pull up by me as I walked out of Sears. She said she was from Pinconning and needed a couple bucks for gas. As I stopped for a second to see what she wanted I could see the needle was at half a tank. I grabbed my phone and told her I'd call the police to come help her. That crackhead tore off out of that lot like Shirley Muldowney Oh, one other thing, I didn't post it on GL4X4 cause it's really no big deal
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