|October 27th, 2006, 11:53 AM||#1|
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girls gone wild
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home
they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she wiped with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was
concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to
stop! I'm starting to
suspect the worst. My wife came home with no
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came
back with a card stuck
to her ass that said. 'From all of us at the Fire
Station. We'll never
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