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Old December 20th, 2012, 10:02 AM   #1
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"Damn it, who used the last of the toilet paper?"
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Old December 20th, 2012, 10:32 AM   #2
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6 year old grandson opening his birthday present, "I've wanted one of these all my life!".
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Old December 20th, 2012, 10:35 AM   #3
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"Dad, I can't poop here it says only flush toilet paper"
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Old December 20th, 2012, 10:49 AM   #4
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From girlfriends 5-year old:

"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Old December 20th, 2012, 10:58 AM   #5
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Not a quote....but funny.

Two years ago when my son was 3, he and I went to Toys R Us to get him a slot car race track. He said "daddy I have to go to the bathroom". So, he and I went to the mens room. I showed him the little dudes urinal and I figured I am here, so I decided to pee too.

I finish up and look at him in shock.....he had to poop. And he had pooped in the urinal.

Well, needless to say this was my fault and from that point on I clarified every time he said he had to go to the bathroom.
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Old December 20th, 2012, 10:59 AM   #6
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From my 6 year old daughter.

Daughter: "Mom, do I have any allergies?"
Mom: "No sweetheart nothing seems to have ever bothered you to make get you tested for allergies"
Daughter: "I know something that bothers me.............My sister!" (as she chuckles)
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Old December 20th, 2012, 11:15 AM   #7
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My kids make me laugh all the time but I can't think of any one thing right now.
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Old December 20th, 2012, 11:30 AM   #8
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Scene: at meijer and an arab guy has 2 26" or 29" bikes one partially jammed in the cart and the other laying horizontally across the top. The guy is in a panic to get through a checkout. The bike that is laying down is clearly too wide to fit down the checklane. That doesn't stop this brainiac..he tries and gets the whole setup stuck, proceeds to back out sending magazines and candy all over the place.

My 10 year old daughter "what a dumbass"

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Old December 20th, 2012, 11:44 AM   #9
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My 2 year old daughter shopping for her baby sister's Christmas present in meijer. Straight to the babydolls. As she looks through the different ones "Look daddy this baby cute. Look daddy this baby nice. Look daddy this chocolate baby."
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Old December 20th, 2012, 11:55 AM   #10
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Not a quote....but funny.

Two years ago when my son was 3, he and I went to Toys R Us to get him a slot car race track. He said "daddy I have to go to the bathroom". So, he and I went to the mens room. I showed him the little dudes urinal and I figured I am here, so I decided to pee too.

I finish up and look at him in shock.....he had to poop. And he had pooped in the urinal.

Well, needless to say this was my fault and from that point on I clarified every time he said he had to go to the bathroom.
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Old December 20th, 2012, 12:06 PM   #11
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When my son was yonger we would go wheeling he was constantly asking "do you think thats a good idea" or he would call me a chicken if I bypassed something, he gets it from his mom.
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Old December 20th, 2012, 12:18 PM   #12
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This month I took my son to the badlands for the first time, he's 4. I was following a couple rigs down the creek to meet up with some other people to hit a trail. I said to him, "boy those guys are going pretty fast",(we were getting jostled around quite a bit) he says, "no daddy, you're going to slow you better hurry up."

Then later on in the day, he annouces: "Daddy i'm not having any fun," I say why not, he says "your not getting after it."
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Old December 20th, 2012, 12:18 PM   #13
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My son as he is just learning to put his shoes on...He swapped them left and right.

Me : "Matt, you have put your shoes on the wrong feet."
Matt: "No, they are my feet." after a short pause to think about it.



My daughter after not eating dinner.

Me: "Claire, Please pay attention and eat your dinner."
Claire : "But dad... I just can't stop talking."
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Old December 20th, 2012, 12:26 PM   #14
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Me and the wife went to Ponderosa with our 2 year old son. I stayed at the table with my son while the wife went to get her and my sons food. I was pretty hungry and she was taking forever, so i said to myself what the hell is taking mom so long? When the wife came back to the table my son of course asks her what the hell took her so long.
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Old December 20th, 2012, 12:45 PM   #15
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I just heard a random kid say "The only way you can get bit by a snake is if you smell like a mouse."

I wish I would have wrote down all the funny things my son said as a little kid. I suck at remembering things. I do remember him threatening his cousin Chirstmas morning while they were arguing over a present "You want a piece of me punk? I will tear your head off!" Cute kid.
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Old December 20th, 2012, 12:54 PM   #16
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My kids, ages 7 and 4, often start conversations with, "remember when I was little. . . "

One day I was under my CJ diagnosing a problem. My wife and (then) 3yo son were hanging out with me. I found the problem and told my wife. My wife's swear filter was switched off and she replied, "no shit?" With out hesitation my son ducks under the CJ, looks up at the area where I'm working, and said, "no shit?" We laughed until it hurt and that was the only time I've heard my son swear. Best of all, I get to play the "he learned it from you" card in the future.
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Old December 20th, 2012, 06:55 PM   #17
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My niece is 4 this year and every time Feliz Navidad comes on the radio she sings along but the words she sings are "the fleas mommys got"!!
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Old December 20th, 2012, 07:43 PM   #18
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My 4 yr old just told me. "dad stop giving me the stink eye!"
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Old December 20th, 2012, 07:49 PM   #19
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My step daughter "why is mom so lazy?"
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Old December 20th, 2012, 08:19 PM   #20
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My daughter was probably 5 when she woke up Christmas morning and said ' see mom, I told you you don't have to be good to get presents'

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