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Old November 7th, 2012, 05:55 AM   #1
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I'm just going to try and make the best of the situation.
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Old November 7th, 2012, 05:59 AM   #2
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Old November 7th, 2012, 06:01 AM   #3
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Go to the DHS office on baker street in the heights.
I hear the people there are very nice and will help you fill the forms out so you
Can get the maximum amount of obie dollars.
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Old November 7th, 2012, 06:03 AM   #4
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Go to the DHS office on baker street in the heights.
I hear the people there are very nice and will help you fill the forms out so you
Can get the maximum amount of obie dollars.
thanks, I dont think I need to go to work today either.
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Old November 7th, 2012, 06:04 AM   #5
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What the hell would you go to work for?
Stop that silly talk!
Put your jammies back on and get your ass to DHS.
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Old November 7th, 2012, 06:06 AM   #6
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What the hell would you go to work for?
Stop that silly talk!
Put your jammies back on and get your ass to DHS.
Just picked these bad boys up
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Old November 7th, 2012, 06:07 AM   #7
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Old November 7th, 2012, 06:09 AM   #8
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Best way is to talk with a Ebonics accent, wear the black faces and have multiple kids with women you don't know. Then your all set. Oh and btw if you smoke some rocks it won't hurt to get more aid.
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Old November 7th, 2012, 07:43 AM   #9
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Is it still called Government Aid, if I can find a 6 figure salaried job in Federal Government somewhere?
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Old November 7th, 2012, 07:45 AM   #10
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Let's all quit and go get some of that free money!
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Old November 7th, 2012, 07:45 AM   #11
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All you have to do is hold down the #1 on your Obamaphone and Bam! Goverment aid!
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Old November 7th, 2012, 10:06 AM   #12
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^ I keep asking........ I can haz free phone?
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Old November 7th, 2012, 11:13 AM   #13
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First thing I did today was quit my job buy a flat brimmed hat and pulled the waist of my jeans down, impregnated the wife, bought a pack of kools an am on the way to the guberment aid office to get what I deserve. what the fukc was I thinking actually going to a job.
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Old November 7th, 2012, 11:15 AM   #14
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why pay for shit when others can feed you! Going to work is overrated
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I was denied.

I better get back to work, the ten people in the line in front of me all were accepted so I need to support them now.
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Old November 7th, 2012, 11:44 AM   #16
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paint your face black and try again tomorrow.
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Old November 7th, 2012, 02:21 PM   #18
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we all are going to have to get a second job to pay for lazy fuckers obie aid
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Old November 7th, 2012, 02:33 PM   #19
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"america is a country were even the poor people are fat"

http://mjperry.blogspot.com/2007/07/...e-are-fat.html
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That sounds right
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