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get over it, its just a frickin toothbrush 20 30.77%
punch her in the face, make her get me a new one 15 23.08%
pack my anger deep inside and continue on my mentally beaten life path 14 21.54%
kill her and make sure the next GF knows this is unacceptable 16 24.62%
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:21 PM   #21
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Pull a Seinfeld. Take something of hers and do something to it, let her know you did something, but don't tell her what it was you took.
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:24 PM   #22
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We both got new toothbrushes a couple weeks ago. I apparently forgot what color mine was, after a couple weeks I commented how the red one looked new, and the green one was wearing a lot.

We used the same one for over a month. Whatever.
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:31 PM   #23
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We both got new toothbrushes a couple weeks ago. I apparently forgot what color mine was, after a couple weeks I commented how the red one looked new, and the green one was wearing a lot.

We used the same one for over a month. Whatever.
If Mike ever did that I would beat him in his sleep..
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:31 PM   #24
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DISGUSTING!!!! While I do understand you kiss your spouse you don't clean plaque off with your tongue... sharing toothbrushes is like sharing used underwear.. why??
I agree with scrubbing the toilet with her toothbrush as punishment. It's a win win for her.. she gets to not clean the toilet and she gets to learn about disgusting habits.
Mikey told me he wears your dirty underwear
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:33 PM   #25
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kickstand and grassman both have hot girlfriends/wives. I say its allowable.
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:34 PM   #26
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grassman, does she let you cum in her mouth?
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:35 PM   #27
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Do you swap spit when you kiss. Get over it.
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:36 PM   #28
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kickstand and grassman both have hot girlfriends/wives. I say its allowable.
I grew up with Grassman's wife... Defiantly bang'able.
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:40 PM   #29
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DISGUSTING!!!! While I do understand you kiss your spouse you don't clean plaque off with your tongue... sharing toothbrushes is like sharing used underwear.. why??
I agree with scrubbing the toilet with her toothbrush as punishment. It's a win win for her.. she gets to not clean the toilet and she gets to learn about disgusting habits.
I find your anology to be flawed.

Putting on your spouses dirty underwear albeit very disgusting, is not really all that comparable.

1. If my underwear is "warn" it doesn't necessarily make it gross to put on, I mean, we bump uglies all the time, so no real biggie.
2. If my underwear is "dirty" that is gross, but much different than sharing a toothbrush, I mean ball sweat, fart dust, gross....but, she's not touching it with her mouth, it's just touching her butt and girlie bits.
3. Toothbrushes are used to clean your teeth after chewing on food. We are not talking about sharing a fork or trying someones food, we are talking about all the undigested chewed left over shit hanging out in microscopic little parties all over your teeth, gums, yuck.

It's more like like eating someone elses puke then it is like wearing their dirty drawers.
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:41 PM   #30
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kickstand and grassman both have hot girlfriends/wives. I say its allowable.
as hot as our lady friends may be, it is not allowable for them to use our toothbrushes!!
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:44 PM   #31
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Using my toothbrush is a fast way to get kicked to the curb. That is nasty! I accidently used my girlfriends the other day and out of courtesy I threw it in the trash and got her a new one out of the cupboard.
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:48 PM   #32
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as hot as our lady friends may be, it is not allowable for them to use our toothbrushes!!
If a girl is hot enough and clean enough I will eat her asshole so maybe my perspective is a little fucked up. If she was scrubbing like once a week with it then eww, makes me think of the flossing scene from kingpin. I brush my teeth at least twice daily so there isn't much buildup and keep it bristle down in a cup of Listerine. If she does the same then Meh.

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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:53 PM   #33
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I don't see the big deal. I mean I get it, but I'm sure the 5 second rule or my dog licking my face ecery morning puts more germs in my mouth.
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Old September 25th, 2012, 04:55 PM   #34
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If a girl is hot enough and clean enough I will eat her asshole so maybe my perspective is a little fucked up. If she was scrubbing like once a week with it then eww, makes me think of the flossing scene from kingpin. I brush my teeth at least twice daily so there isn't much buildup and keep it bristle down in a cup of Listerine. If she does the same then Meh.

I brush twice daily, or more, as does she. In all honesty it's really not that weird, it's just "one of those things"
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I brush twice daily, or more, as does she. In all honesty it's really not that weird, it's just "one of those things"
I have some of those myself. my gf spit her gum in my mouth the other day. I threw a fit. I am not saying i share a brush with my girl, just that I wouldnt freak out over it.

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Old September 25th, 2012, 05:11 PM   #37
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If you swap spit or other bodily fluids then it should be no big deal. Do you ever share a beer, bottle of water or other drink?

I say no big deal.
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we have about 30 toothbrushes in the house - they get run through the dishwasher on the sanitation cycle frequently, and stored in a drawer available for use for guests, and/or kids that sleep over.

we also have a habit in between, of rinsing our brushes in mouthwash after finishing brushing our teeth - leaves the brushes fresh n tasty for the next use.

if my wife used mine once or twice, and followed the normal protocols wouldn't bother me a bit. *shrug*

thanks to too many high adrenaline sports in my youth, and some genetic issues, a lot of my teeth aren't mine anyway though
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You should stick hers up you're ass and see if she notices.
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