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Hey guys joining the marines.

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#1 ·
I am gonna join the marines, its the cool thing to do. wish me luck.
 
#5 ·
Yeah, tell that to my 20 yr old brother in law in Afghanistan. This is a make fun of gay j hall thread, not a make fun of our servicemen thread.
 
#12 ·
steveo's first day of boot camp. . .

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "What's your name, fat-body?"

Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?"

Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?"

Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Do you suck dicks?"

Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose."

Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, no sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:"I don't like the name Lawrence, only ******* and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle."
 
#19 ·
Once they see your current caloric intake, they will turn you away not wanting to add to the national debt the amount of Big Macs and Twinkies you may require.
 
#23 ·
Awwww they turned me away. They said my IQ was too high, I have a bigger than average penis and that these things would cause problems with other marines.
 
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