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Old July 29th, 2012, 04:42 PM   #1
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Dear Sub-human filth who stole my shit at work today,
You must be something else, really. I mean, the very least that someone makes working at the shop is 9 something an hour, average is around 12 or 13, and some people there make upwards 25 something from what i understand. Do you mean to tell me you can't afford to pack a lunch to eat? You really felt it was necessary to steal my Pop and my lunch? You know, i'm generally a very understanding and generous motherfucker, who would've been more than willing to share with a hungry or thirsty co-worker. But no, you had to go the thieving scumbag route and take my shit. Did you enjoy the note that my wife said she left in there for me? Hope you did, because i never will get to (might as well not go to waste, right?).
I was going to say that i was perfectly willing to suffer the consequences of permanently damaging you if i ever found out who you are, but i just had a massive fucking epiphany: I've come to realize in my mear 28 years on this planet that these things usually get sorted out by the Lords of Kharma. So, in the end it doesn't really matter in the end if find you and dislocate your lower mandible, or if someone much crazier than me catches you stealing their shit, because you're gonna get yours!

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Old July 29th, 2012, 04:50 PM   #2
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Dude, you need to make a little something special for lunch. If you know what I mean.
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Old July 29th, 2012, 04:51 PM   #3
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Old July 29th, 2012, 04:53 PM   #4
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Dude, you need to make a little something special for lunch. If you know what I mean.
i know. if i make up a nice bottle of "Mountain Don't," person who dies was the thief. mystery solved!
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Old July 29th, 2012, 05:04 PM   #5
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I'm thinking x lax brownies
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Old July 29th, 2012, 05:07 PM   #6
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I feed ex lax brownies to the kids on the tech bus once. It was epic
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Old July 29th, 2012, 05:25 PM   #7
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Your wife's note said, "Don't forget to pick up milk."
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Old July 29th, 2012, 05:40 PM   #8
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Old July 29th, 2012, 05:41 PM   #9
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then steal the toilet paper from all the mens rooms
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Old July 29th, 2012, 05:43 PM   #10
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Step 1) Buy Little Ceasar's $5 pizza.

Step 2) Let it sit on back porch for 2 days.

Step 3) Lift cheese off pizza, put ex-lax on and replace cheese.

Step 4) Bring pizza to work and put in fridge.

Step 5) Enjoy Instant Karma.
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Old July 29th, 2012, 08:35 PM   #11
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That sucks.

What did you eat instead?
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Old July 29th, 2012, 08:52 PM   #12
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damn are the rest of the people in the world as fucked up as the people on this site?

this is great!!!
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Old July 29th, 2012, 08:54 PM   #13
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Old July 29th, 2012, 08:58 PM   #14
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Old July 29th, 2012, 09:17 PM   #15
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Step 1) Buy Little Ceasar's $5 pizza.

Step 2) Let it sit on back porch for 2 days.

Step 3) Lift cheese off pizza, put ex-lax on and replace cheese.

Step 4) Bring pizza to work and put in fridge.

Step 5) Enjoy Instant Karma.
With Grayling's Little Caesar's, you wouldn't have do leave it on the porch or add Ex-Lax. Just toss it in the fridge, and wait for the poo cloud.
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Old July 30th, 2012, 07:32 AM   #16
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Old July 30th, 2012, 08:00 AM   #17
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Dave's Insanity sauce under the pepperoni would do the trick.
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Old July 30th, 2012, 08:32 AM   #19
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Dave's Insanity sauce under the pepperoni would do the trick.


Dave's insanity > laxatives



You won't know who the person is if they're in the pooper for an hour.

however, you will now the guy who just got dave's insanity on the tip of his tongue! haha
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Old July 30th, 2012, 08:39 AM   #20
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Dave's insanity > laxatives



You won't know who the person is if they're in the pooper for an hour.

however, you will now the guy who just got dave's insanity on the tip of his tongue! haha
Fire in the hole........
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