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Old October 24th, 2013, 08:41 AM   #4101
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Old October 24th, 2013, 08:43 AM   #4102
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This sounds good.

Other teams can not "snip" your nutz though, Right?
if they can prove they are a licensed physician and this was for medical reasons only . yes
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Old October 24th, 2013, 08:48 AM   #4103
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Old October 24th, 2013, 08:48 AM   #4104
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Old October 24th, 2013, 08:59 AM   #4105
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every competitor must bring their own marking stick that identifies the team. whether its a stick painted orange with a piece of tape that says "team shitty xj" or bedazzle the shit out of it. whatever. we have a lot of teams this year.

we will draw numbers for each event running order. 2 events might be a distance thing instead of time. this is why we need marking sticks. last hear it got confusing because we used branches and couldn't remember whos was whos.


that being said. does anyone have a bitch about these events:

1- best mustache- 5pts
2- worst tires- 5pts
3- 2wd hill climb 16pt-1pt
4- going for distance on winch hill 16pt-1pt
5- squat to pee obstacle course (worth double points) 32pt-1pt

optional bonuses could be added during events at ANY TIME.

NOS proves to be used during an event -5pts

pay attention. heres the kicker.

all truck nuts will be attached by zip tie in the same manner to the rear of each vehicle as best as we can. YOU MUST PROTECT YOUR NUTS AT ALL TIMES. IF AT ANYTIME YOU HURT YOUR NUTS AND THEY FALL OFF. YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
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Old October 24th, 2013, 09:00 AM   #4106
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I'm serious. We had an official meeting last night. It was officially official.

It was not an official meeting if I was not there.


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This sounds good.

Other teams can not "snip" your nutz though, Right?
I say no you can not tamper with any competitors nutz if you tamper with anyones nutz you will also be DQ'd. unless a girl shows up than they have to touch (in a polite manor)everyones nutz at least once!......the official truck nutz are still off limits to any girls.
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Old October 24th, 2013, 09:04 AM   #4107
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It was not an official meeting if I was not there.
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you were on a conference call with us. so it was officially official
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Old October 24th, 2013, 09:08 AM   #4108
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anybody in the heating and cooling industry? we need some of those 2ft heavy duty zip ties they use to tie on expandable duct work.
The silver fox has them, but I don't think anyone wants to go to Jackson since I think you can buy them at a hardware store
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Old October 24th, 2013, 09:08 AM   #4109
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you were on a conference call with us. so it was officially official
this is true we have elivated to a whole new level with modern day techmonology
you could have stopped by and picked me up on your way tho....
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Old October 24th, 2013, 09:08 AM   #4110
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every competitor must bring their own marking stick that identifies the team. whether its a stick painted orange with a piece of tape that says "team shitty xj" or bedazzle the shit out of it. whatever. we have a lot of teams this year.

we will draw numbers for each event running order. 2 events might be a distance thing instead of time. this is why we need marking sticks. last hear it got confusing because we used branches and couldn't remember whos was whos.


that being said. does anyone have a bitch about these events:

1- best mustache- 5pts
2- worst tires- 5pts
3- 2wd hill climb 16pt-1pt
4- going for distance on winch hill 16pt-1pt
5- squat to pee obstacle course (worth double points) 32pt-1pt

optional bonuses could be added during events at ANY TIME.

NOS proves to be used during an event -5pts

pay attention. heres the kicker.

all truck nuts will be attached by zip tie in the same manner to the rear of each vehicle as best as we can. YOU MUST PROTECT YOUR NUTS AT ALL TIMES. IF AT ANYTIME YOU HURT YOUR NUTS AND THEY FALL OFF. YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
I will not judge a stache. I think it should be a vote by the competitors.

I don't think you should be DQ'd if they fall off but the competitor must stop at the point of castration and reattach before moving on. If they fall off while he is moving, he must stop, back up and reattach. If it is a timed event, this will impact his time. If it is a distance only event, he should be docked 5 ft. If he loses them on a hill, he has to restart from the location of castration. NO backing down to get another run.
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I will not judge a stache. I think it should be a vote by the competitors.

I don't think you should be DQ'd if they fall off but the competitor must stop at the point of castration and reattach before moving on. If they fall off while he is moving, he must stop, back up and reattach.
I agree castration and DQ is a little steep of a penalty, maybe a decent point deduction.
However tampering with any competitors nutz should still be an imediate DQ
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I will not judge a stache. I think it should be a vote by the competitors.

I don't think you should be DQ'd if they fall off but the competitor must stop at the point of castration and reattach before moving on. If they fall off while he is moving, he must stop, back up and reattach.
I could agree with that.

secret ballot Friday night for best mustache. Saturday morning secret ballot for worst tires.
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Old October 24th, 2013, 09:13 AM   #4113
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this is true we have elivated to a whole new level with modern day techmonology
you could have stopped by and picked me up on your way tho....
wasn't it your daughters birthday yesterday? hense the reason I didn't stop to pick u up.
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Old October 24th, 2013, 09:16 AM   #4114
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wasn't it your daughters birthday yesterday? hense the reason I didn't stop to pick u up.
WHAT...ah no that was over a month ago you dumb ass, our kids are only 3 weeks apart...
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Old October 24th, 2013, 09:20 AM   #4115
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I could agree with that.

secret ballot Friday night for best mustache. Saturday morning secret ballot for worst tires.
I will not be present until Saturday morning.
But I do not need you to tell me I have the best mustache.
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Old October 24th, 2013, 09:34 AM   #4116
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WHAT...ah no that was over a month ago you dumb ass, our kids are only 3 weeks apart...
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Old October 24th, 2013, 10:29 AM   #4117
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I did, but as of late the wife has beaten and destroyed what nuts I may have had.....


oh wait, you mean the truck nutz that once hung from kyles ranger, and prior to that on shotguns explorer, the ones once lost in the canadian frontier, yes I still have those nuts.
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Old October 24th, 2013, 10:31 AM   #4118
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Old October 24th, 2013, 10:43 AM   #4120
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I agree castration and DQ is a little steep of a penalty, maybe a decent point deduction.
However tampering with any competitors nutz should still be an imediate DQ
Define tampering............

Example action; what if someone during the cover of darkness and a drunken stooper, were to paint said appendage on a Chevy powered rig, Ford Blue?
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