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Old June 27th, 2012, 01:36 PM   #41
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Anyone wanna rent a house next door to a bunch of inbred assholes ?
You need to work on your salesmanship.

Maybe something like:
Rental available in picturesque Muskegon, MI
Not far from Pere Marquette, where the beach looks like SoCal
House offers 3 bedroom and 1.5 baths
Excellent condition rental in a charming neighborhood with unique neighbors who are always providing humor (to people on the web).

Available for rent to own.

Act fast, wont last.
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Old June 27th, 2012, 01:40 PM   #42
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You need to work on your salesmanship.

Maybe something like:
Rental available in picturesque Muskegon, MI
Not far from Pere Marquette, where the beach looks like SoCal
House offers 3 bedroom and 1.5 baths
Excellent condition rental in a charming neighborhood with unique neighbors who are always providing humor (to people on the web).

Available for rent to own.

Act fast, wont last.
you're in the wrong line of work, you should definitely quit your job and start writing for the classifieds and real estate ads
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Old June 27th, 2012, 02:00 PM   #43
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oh, sign me up. Sounds awesome.
$700 a month, it's yours.


you no pay,





i kill you.
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Old June 27th, 2012, 02:03 PM   #44
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i kill you.
Sounds like a bargain....seems a bit high priced for muskegon in the ghetto don'tcha think?
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Old June 27th, 2012, 02:10 PM   #45
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Sounds like a bargain....seems a bit high priced for muskegon in the ghetto don'tcha think?
very fair for what is here. i have the largest lot ( with this purchase i would own 1/4 block, all yard excluding my house.) and the only compound in da hood, yo.

in 13 years I've only had to chase two dumb asses out of the compound with the 12G.
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Old June 27th, 2012, 02:25 PM   #46
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Old June 27th, 2012, 02:41 PM   #47
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I think you might have room to negotiate.
That price tag is all legal wrangling.
The owner/slum lord offed himself in a storage facility and this property is tied up in his estate.
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Old June 27th, 2012, 03:25 PM   #48
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Anyone wanna rent a house next door to a bunch of inbred assholes ?
Your sales pitch is no good. I will have Mike contact you to straighten that out. I kept getting yelled at for telling people my iphone sucked while trying to offload it. I just didn't want to lie to anyone. :P

I also think you should move somewhere safe. :)
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Old June 27th, 2012, 04:26 PM   #49
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I have a 1970's version of a skytrack I could drive over and demolish the place for ya. You just have to buy me enough beer for the 8 mph drive to muskegon, fuel and 15 gallons of hydraulic fluid that it will leak between here and there!
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Old June 27th, 2012, 04:55 PM   #50
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very fair for what is here. i have the largest lot ( with this purchase i would own 1/4 block, all yard excluding my house.) and the only compound in da hood, yo.

in 13 years I've only had to chase two dumb asses out of the compound with the 12G.
wow, from the way you and your wife explain it that sounds like about 3 times more than anyone who wasn't desperate would pay.

You can rent a pretty nice place on this side of the state for that price, not in your ghetto, not with shitty neighbors, and with no need to chase people out with a 12 guage.

Shit, my mortgage is like 820 with the taxes rolled in and I'm in a nice rural subdivision on an acre.
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Old June 27th, 2012, 05:57 PM   #51
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I have a 1970's version of a skytrack I could drive over and demolish the place for ya. You just have to buy me enough beer for the 8 mph drive to muskegon, fuel and 15 gallons of hydraulic fluid that it will leak between here and there!
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Old June 27th, 2012, 05:58 PM   #52
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I have a 1970's version of a skytrack I could drive over and demolish the place for ya. You just have to buy me enough beer for the 8 mph drive to muskegon, fuel and 15 gallons of hydraulic fluid that it will leak between here and there!
I have access to a sterling truck and trailer that can haul it...
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Old June 27th, 2012, 07:41 PM   #53
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pay some crack head 50$ to burn it.
the lot will be yours, no one is gonna buy it to build a house in this economy.
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Old June 27th, 2012, 07:57 PM   #54
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Just donate it to the local fire dept for training with a "final burn" date agreed upon.

Then take a tax deduction for the "donation"
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Old June 27th, 2012, 08:25 PM   #55
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I have access to a sterling truck and trailer that can haul it...
It only weighs 30,000 so at least its not too heavy
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It only weighs 30,000 so at least its not too heavy
No big deal... Then I'll just get the Freightliner and 48 foot flat bed. It's nice when your brother owns a commercial construction supply company.
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Old June 27th, 2012, 10:10 PM   #57
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Thats a big payment over 30 years with a less then 10K mortgage.
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Old June 27th, 2012, 10:18 PM   #58
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Great plan until I buy the other house next to you, across from you or adjacent from you and approach the newly evicted neighbors and offer them cheap rent!
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Old June 27th, 2012, 10:34 PM   #59
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I'm going to buy it and rent it out for some section 8 monies.
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Old June 28th, 2012, 02:25 PM   #60
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I want to buy it and rent it to satanists.
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