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Old December 17th, 2005, 02:02 PM   #1
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Default What is a W.I.F.E ?

A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, 'My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.'

Another guy says, 'What's that?' The first guy says, 'That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.'

Another one says, 'My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks, 'What's that?'

He says, 'That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.'

A lady says, 'That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE.'

Larry says, 'A wife? What's a wife?'

She says, 'That means, 'Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.'
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Old December 17th, 2005, 02:09 PM   #2
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wash iron f**k etc.. = awesome
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Old December 18th, 2005, 11:33 AM   #3
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thats a good one
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Old December 18th, 2005, 12:02 PM   #4
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Old December 18th, 2005, 12:03 PM   #5
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thats great hahah
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