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Old April 30th, 2012, 05:02 PM   #1
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20 Month Erection. =)

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A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.

The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.

The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride -- and, as we know from Viagra ads, anything past four hours is a problem.

The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."
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Old April 30th, 2012, 05:10 PM   #2
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How does an evelasting Boner make you unable to have sex, wouldn't you be able to have sex forever.
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Old April 30th, 2012, 05:14 PM   #3
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Ladyyyyyy that's unreal! Where do u come up with this stuff. Love it!
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i think you if you have a boner for so long, your muscle tissue or something is too weak to build up again. Or something along those lines. Thats why, if you have a boner for over 4 hours using viagra, your supposed to call the doctor. Which is what he shouldve done.
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Old April 30th, 2012, 05:21 PM   #5
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Ladyyyyyy that's unreal! Where do u come up with this stuff. Love it!
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I heard it on the local news while making dinner for the men and had to google it!
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Old April 30th, 2012, 05:22 PM   #6
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Old April 30th, 2012, 05:26 PM   #7
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Send him a homemade video of Steveo and his whale G/F going at it... Should fix the problem.
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Old April 30th, 2012, 05:35 PM   #8
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I call 100% bullshit on this 20 months.
As a owner of an adult business I will tell you can get priapism for wearing a too constricting cock ring for more than 30 minutes, taking viagra or cialis, using a penis pump, etc and if not treated as a medical emergency (which it is) can cause rupture, infection, gangrene and amputation of the penis, loss of sensitivity or penile tissue damage. Priapism is enhanced if the individual has other circulatory issues causing low return rate of blood from the penile tissue. Just as high flow circulatory issues cause lasting erection issues. I suspect there are other medical issues involved and not simply the motor cycle. You would know something is wrong within a few hours, not 20 months.
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I call 100% bullshit on this 20 months.
As a owner of an adult business I will tell you can get priapism for wearing a too constricting cock ring for more than 30 minutes, taking viagra or cialis, using a penis pump, etc and if not treated as a medical emergency (which it is) can cause rupture, infection, gangrene and amputation of the penis, loss of sensitivity or penile tissue damage. Priapism is enhanced if the individual has other circulatory issues causing low return rate of blood from the penile tissue. Just as high flow circulatory issues cause lasting erection issues. I suspect there are other medical issues involved and not simply the motor cycle. You would know something is wrong within a few hours, not 20 months.
You own an adult buisness? Strip club or "book" store? When are you going to hold a GL4X4 meat and greet?

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You own an adult buisness? Strip club or "book" store? When are you going to hold a GL4X4 meat and greet?
yes. online retail and home events

as for the meat & greet while I can and have presented products and information to men, women & couples who ask for in home events. I think there may be a possibility that with the site maturity demographic some sort of global implosion may happen.
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yes. online retail and home events

as for the meat & greet while I can and have presented products and information to men, women & couples who ask for in home events. I think there may be a possibility that with the site maturity demographic some sort of global implosion may happen.
Well darn. A meat and greet at your house would just be creepy.
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Well darn. A meat and greet at your house would just be creepy.
I don't do them at my house. I go to the person who wished to host the event house.
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If you wish to ramin on this site, you must have an open event for everyone here at your house.
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With or without live demonstrations?
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