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Old April 24th, 2012, 05:25 PM   #1
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Default Love when jackasses get what they deserve!!

Driving down M-59 today and some dickhead is driving like a moron and cuts me off and almost causes a wreck at 75mph. It was one of the "where is a cop when you need him moment" just as I am thinking this, I see an unmarked cop car pull out from behind an overpass and pull the douchnozzel over

Hope the jackass learns his lesson!
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Old April 24th, 2012, 05:47 PM   #2
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Old April 24th, 2012, 05:52 PM   #3
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Wow no way! Sweet!
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Old April 24th, 2012, 05:55 PM   #4
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I actually enjoyed this. Always had those moments when people would run my Lights on my school bus. It's $500+ for running those lights. Oh well.
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Old April 24th, 2012, 05:56 PM   #5
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YEAH MAN!!! found 10 bucks too!

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Yeah way!!
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Old April 24th, 2012, 05:59 PM   #6
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What's a "douchnozzel"?

Special type of shower head?
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Old April 24th, 2012, 06:03 PM   #7
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Special type of shower head?
Yep It really power washes the vag out especially when sandy!
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Old April 24th, 2012, 06:06 PM   #8
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Yep It really power washes the vag out especially when sandy!
I hate it when people get the "sand in vagina syndrome" its just the worst!
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Old April 24th, 2012, 06:07 PM   #9
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I know of some girls that need one of them... and unfortunately a couple of my buddies who don't like to stay out late

Add water to sandy vag... Well sand and water isn't quite mud, more of a quick sand... Quick vag FTW?
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Old April 24th, 2012, 06:10 PM   #10
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I know of some girls that need one of them... and unfortunately a couple of my buddies who don't like to stay out late

Add water to sandy vag... Well sand and water isn't quite mud, more of a quick sand... Quick vag FTW?
Oh I wonder what friends your talking about

and idk if I like the sounds of Quick Vag, I want to eventually get my penis back
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Old April 24th, 2012, 06:14 PM   #11
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Why wouldn't you get it back? Quick vag is different than the vag fly trap... Like a vag with dentures, but there being cleaned in the jar so you can pull out and not get stuck
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Old April 24th, 2012, 06:21 PM   #12
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Why wouldn't you get it back? Quick vag is different than the vag fly trap... Like a vag with dentures, but there being cleaned in the jar so you can pull out and not get stuck
Its like quick sand. The more you move the more you get stuck, and the harder it is to get your johnson back. Whats the point of getting it in if you cant move it or do anything with it!? hahah
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Old April 24th, 2012, 06:33 PM   #13
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Old April 24th, 2012, 06:36 PM   #14
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I had a similar experience a few years ago on the Ohio Turnpike. Cruising along at about 7 mph over with a state trooper in tow behind me. As I'm approaching an entrance ramp, a Subura WRX jumps on and his hammer down to what I would estimate is about 90+mph. I looked over at my buddy and said "I think the trooper needs to see this" so I eased over a lane to give Mr. Statey a better view. Needless to say, he did not waste the opportunity to open up the cruiser and quickly chased down the WRX.
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Old April 24th, 2012, 09:10 PM   #16
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I had a similar experience a few years ago on the Ohio Turnpike. Cruising along at about 7 mph over with a state trooper in tow behind me. As I'm approaching an entrance ramp, a Subura WRX jumps on and his hammer down to what I would estimate is about 90+mph. I looked over at my buddy and said "I think the trooper needs to see this" so I eased over a lane to give Mr. Statey a better view. Needless to say, he did not waste the opportunity to open up the cruiser and quickly chased down the WRX.
Subi driver had no balls if he got pulled over.
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Old April 24th, 2012, 09:50 PM   #17
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Thank god one got finely.
I cant stand assbags like that at all. I wish cops were on 59 a hell of a lot more than they are.

It is 55 and they all do 65 to 70 on that road.
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Old April 24th, 2012, 10:00 PM   #18
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Learn to drive you slow fucker and people wont have to speed past you and cut you off :)
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Old April 24th, 2012, 10:07 PM   #19
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Learn to drive you slow fucker and people wont have to speed past you and cut you off :)
you mean speed limits are optional? you should stick to stealing because advice like that proves you are the one that sucks at driving..but then again I guess you suck at thievery too.
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Old April 24th, 2012, 10:08 PM   #20
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you mean speed limits are optional? you should stick to stealing because advice like that proves you are the one that sucks at driving..but then again I guess you suck at thievery too.
Your amazing at insulting people
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