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Old March 29th, 2012, 08:21 AM   #1
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so, here I am driving down i-96 in rush hour traffic, with my blinker on trying to merge over a lane.

Now physically I had room to make the merge, but I thought maybe I'd not be an asshole and i'd patiently wait for the dude in the escalade to let me in.

after about a 1/4 mile I realized he wasn't going to back off 5 feet and allow me in. So I merged.

He got upset (I'm guessing by the flashing of the hi-beams and the beaping of the horn) and started throwing gang signs at me (his middle finger). I stayed in front of him for a mile or two, and then continued to merge over another lane so I could exit said freeway.

He then made a motion at me like he was shooting me with a gun. I am not sure what this meant, so I waved and smiled and thanked him for letting me in, he waved his middle finger at me again.

As he passed I noticed he had a jesus bumper sticker, not exactly sure what it said because the jesus letters were really big, but the other letters were really small.

He also had one of those little stick figure families in the corner of the back window, he had a doggie and a kittie cat, 2 kids, and either a teenage daugher or a wife.

Lastly he had a co-exist sticker like aber's avatar.....

Is this guy sinning? He didn't seem like a very friendly religious chap.

what would jesus do?
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Old March 29th, 2012, 08:23 AM   #2
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Old March 29th, 2012, 08:27 AM   #3
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Old March 29th, 2012, 08:31 AM   #4
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I'm guessing it was your hoodie that got him upset.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 08:36 AM   #5
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I'm guessing it was your suit and tie that got him upset.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 08:40 AM   #6
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I sort of expected the hi beam middle finger treatment since the dude wouldn't budge to let me in, I mean we were going 50 mph for a good ways with my blinker on...

but then to see how much of a religious family man he was caught me off guard when he shot at me with his fingers....maybe he had a rubber band and forgot to roll his window down?
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Old March 29th, 2012, 08:41 AM   #7
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Old March 29th, 2012, 08:54 AM   #8
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Its not Sunday...Duh. He is only a man of faith on Sunday's....
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Old March 29th, 2012, 09:01 AM   #9
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Wait, you mean to tell me there are hypocritical Christians out there? Say it isnít so! Oh my Gosh, what will we do? WHAT. WILL. WE. DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old March 29th, 2012, 09:14 AM   #10
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Wait, you mean to tell me there are hypocritical Christians out there? Say it isn’t so! Oh my Gosh, what will we do? WHAT. WILL. WE. DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't be a dumb @$$...........................Your personality to this point has been shown based on logic. Why do you have to say this crap?
Show me one verse in the Christian Bible that says any man other than Jesus, is without sin?

Typical hate on Christians, you don't know if the guy bought that car the day before or not. You don't know if he's even a Christian or not...........Could be the wifes car. Yep, non-Christians marry Christians.

I'm so sick of this.

Chad, you're stirring up crap again. You owe me a now.

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Old March 29th, 2012, 09:25 AM   #11
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I am definitely stirring some crap, but his bumper stickers caught me off guard after the way he acted.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 09:33 AM   #12
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Old March 29th, 2012, 09:35 AM   #13
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I am definitely stirring some crap, but his bumper stickers caught me off guard after the way he acted.

You still owe me a beer.........

And I warn you, I get a little preachy after two of them.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 09:43 AM   #14
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Next time you are on the east side let me know, I have a plethora of yummy beers, cheep beers, cold beers, and yucky beers.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 09:44 AM   #15
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I'm pretty sure even Jesus would be annoyed by the massive amount of fucktards that have sprung up in the past 2000 years. I'm pretty sure Jesus would give a call to his dad and start the end of days if he witnessed some of this shit first hand.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 09:49 AM   #16
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Old March 29th, 2012, 09:52 AM   #17
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Kick him in the nuts!
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Old March 29th, 2012, 10:17 AM   #18
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Aber is going to say that the guy wasn't a "real" christian because that is Aber's MO.

Did you cross paths with anyone other than a christian who wanted to kill you today? Like maybe a buddist trying not squish ants or a whatever the lower case e symbol is? According to his avatar and the bumper sticker it was probably some jew, muslim or even christian who was disguising themselves as a christian..
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Old March 29th, 2012, 10:30 AM   #19
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you could have slowed down and gotten in behind him. shitty driving goes both ways.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 10:32 AM   #20
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Personally i've begun construction of an Ark, with the amount of useless fucktards currently on this planet I believe time has come for another great flood.
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