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Old February 2nd, 2012, 12:59 PM   #1
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Today at lunch there were a bunch of officers eating lunch in the location I was at. I noticed them because of their amazing amount of guns. They all had huge guns strapped to their thigh... like a girl isn't going to notice that...

Anyway, they left a few minutes before us and as we are coming out of the restaurant they have this guy in handcuffs and are laughing at him. They walked out from lunch and he was trying to break into the undercover car. Apparently the criminals aren't too scared of the police though, because parked right in front of the undercover car, was a police car.

Talk about a criminal shitty luck..

PS.. those thigh holsters are hot...

My kids have green boogers- rosie out
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Old February 2nd, 2012, 01:24 PM   #2
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I would get them in to see the doctor, "green" usually means infection. Get well soon kids.
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Old February 2nd, 2012, 01:24 PM   #3
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what have u been smoking Kerry?
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Old February 2nd, 2012, 03:03 PM   #4
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what have u been smoking Kerry?
I thought my post was sort of reminiscent of the green booger -rosie post
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Old February 2nd, 2012, 03:07 PM   #5
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There are like 3 people left on this site that even know who bigcountry was.
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Old February 2nd, 2012, 03:16 PM   #6
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Was he the mathmatician?
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Was he the mathmatician?
Thank you for illustrating my point.
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Old February 2nd, 2012, 03:35 PM   #8
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What about R o s i e? What ever happened to her. She didnt like me.
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What about R o s i e? What ever happened to her. She didnt like me.
I am pretty sure the board members could track her down.. hmmm
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Old February 2nd, 2012, 03:39 PM   #10
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Was he the mathmatician?
Bingo. Make that four, ma'am.
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Old February 2nd, 2012, 03:41 PM   #11
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Bingo. Make that four, ma'am.
My first thought was that he was the guy who used to brag about his 12inch pecker, then I remember he was the one who was always right about everything..
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My first thought was that he was the guy who used to brag about his 12inch pecker, then I remember he was the one who was always right about everything..

Well, if one has a 12 inch pecker, it is certainly something brag about. But I think you and I will agree, women have no interest in having 12 inches of dick banging up against their cervix. So, when one DOES brag about having a 12 inch pecker, if the target audience isn't women, it must be other men.

Hmmm. Gay?
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Old February 2nd, 2012, 06:23 PM   #14
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Well, if one has a 12 inch pecker, it is certainly something brag about. But I think you and I will agree, women have no interest in having 12 inches of dick banging up against their cervix. So, when one DOES brag about having a 12 inch pecker, if the target audience isn't women, it must be other men.

Hmmm. Gay?
So if I'm bragging and want to impress a woman, how big should I say it is?,
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It should be just long enough to trigger her gag response.







Unless she gags as soon as you drop your pants.
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It should be just long enough to trigger her gag response.







Unless she gags as soon as you drop your pants.

With the women I've been with - the gagging seems to come from the enormous amount of laughter when they see me naked.
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Well, if one has a 12 inch pecker, it is certainly something brag about. But I think you and I will agree, women have no interest in having 12 inches of dick banging up against their cervix. So, when one DOES brag about having a 12 inch pecker, if the target audience isn't women, it must be other men.

Hmmm. Gay?
Well bragging about your pecker on gl4x4 is a male target rich environment so you are definitely on to something
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Well bragging about your pecker on gl4x4 is a male target rich environment so you are definitely on to something
Said it before, and I'll say it again:


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