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Old June 18th, 2013, 04:00 PM   #11021
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I love blonde moments

Sitting at my desk thinking "damn i'm really thristy, I should go get somethign to drink...eh I leave in 30 minutes anyway.....damn i'm thristy"

That goes on for about 5 minutes then I realize my poweraid is sitting right in front of me under my chin, just out of eyesite when looking at my monitor

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Old June 18th, 2013, 04:46 PM   #11022
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Old June 18th, 2013, 07:03 PM   #11023
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Marriage was invented by a woman.
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Old June 18th, 2013, 07:19 PM   #11024
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So years ago I tried several times to buy a clean Suzuki Samurai down the road from me that never seemed to move. I was always given the nasty "it's not for sale, ever, for any price" schpeal.

Now it is out by the road with a for sale sign, all rotted to shit, and they want $3,000 for it.

Drugs are a terrible thing.
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Old June 18th, 2013, 08:18 PM   #11025
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Elevator mischief
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Old June 18th, 2013, 09:14 PM   #11026
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No it was invented by a man that wanted:
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Old June 18th, 2013, 09:26 PM   #11027
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And instead got a bitchy woman who he couldn't tell to go home when he was sick of her



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Old June 18th, 2013, 09:27 PM   #11028
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Old June 18th, 2013, 09:27 PM   #11029
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Old June 18th, 2013, 09:31 PM   #11030
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Old June 18th, 2013, 10:23 PM   #11031
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Old June 19th, 2013, 06:43 AM   #11032
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And makes his own breakfast, lunch, dinner and faps to online porn (the house is cleaned and I'm not qualified to to laundry)
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Old June 19th, 2013, 07:09 AM   #11033
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100% ready for this week to go fukc its self.
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Old June 19th, 2013, 07:44 AM   #11034
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Old June 19th, 2013, 08:21 AM   #11035
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What the f**k married woman does all those past the first month?
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Old June 19th, 2013, 10:11 AM   #11036
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100% ready for this week to go fukc its self.
This must be a common occurance this week. This is the feeling around our office as well.
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Old June 19th, 2013, 10:16 AM   #11037
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Guts just bubbled LOUD for no reason.

I'm now afraid to leave the house.
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Old June 19th, 2013, 11:03 AM   #11038
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Lol same here. One of those days you push too hard, you could just shit yourself...

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Old June 19th, 2013, 12:02 PM   #11039
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A man walks into the kitchen holding a sheep in his arms. He walks up to his wife and says: this is the pig I've been screwing while your gone!
The wife says: that's not a pig, it's a sheep dumbass!!
The husband responds: shut up!! I wasn't talking to you!!!!!
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Old June 19th, 2013, 12:20 PM   #11040
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