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Old May 18th, 2013, 09:19 PM   #10481
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There are several new parents on this site. Here is my parenting tip of the night.

After giving a baby a bath, and the baby screams uncontrollably, try NOT using a towel to dry them, use a blow dryer. It does a few things.
1. Dries them completely.
2. Makes them feel like rock stars.
3. Keeps them warm.
4. It's louder than them.
Works like a charm. The 1st time it's considered an experiment. The 2nd time it's considered a successful demonstration.
Our first daughter loved them too

Second daughter was scared shitless by the blow dryer
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Old May 18th, 2013, 09:27 PM   #10482
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Tigers have been playing quite subpar the last few weeks.
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Old May 19th, 2013, 09:23 AM   #10483
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Drinking fountains are like human gas stations
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Old May 19th, 2013, 09:24 AM   #10484
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Taco Bells are like human gas stations.
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Old May 19th, 2013, 09:28 AM   #10485
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Taco Bells are like human gas stations.
Hahaha you're so punny!!
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Old May 19th, 2013, 09:32 AM   #10486
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Hahaha you're so punny!!
Actually, the new little one has been very gaseous...

I told my wife it's normal, he's been eating at "Bra"-co Bell.
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Old May 19th, 2013, 09:42 AM   #10487
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Yoga pants on the right woman is amazing...
Yoga pants make an OK ass look good and a good ass look phenomenal!!!!
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Old May 19th, 2013, 10:03 AM   #10488
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Grey yoga pants ftw.
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Old May 19th, 2013, 10:07 AM   #10489
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Taco Bells are like human gas stations.
Truf.

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Old May 19th, 2013, 10:13 AM   #10490
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ooww and yuck.. also wtf kinda kinky stuff are you into??


THAT would not be pleasant! I have never understood the whole "pain for pleasure" thing. Candle wax on the nipples would be bad enough but asphalt would instantly take your skin off (and has).

I work at an asphalt refinery and we make different types of asphalt cement, and truck it in and out all day. Not a bad job at all but the potential for third degree burst is huge every day.

We have one loading rack that likes to splash the hot stuff a lot and just when you go to check how full the trailer is, you get the shock of your life. It always seems that it finds that ONE LITTLE SPOT that is not covered by protective clothing.
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Old May 19th, 2013, 11:48 AM   #10491
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Grey yoga pants ftw.
I prefer black. I was downstate at the grand ville buffalo wild wings last night and all the waitresses were in these black yoga pants. It was amazing, apple bottoms everywhere! Lol. The petoskey bdubs is not that exciting.
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Old May 19th, 2013, 10:59 PM   #10492
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Good weekend!
Booze with friends!
Debugged my lawn!
Fertilized my lawn!
Mulch down around my evergreens!
Grocery shopping with the wife!
Caught 3 pikes with my son!
Now a quad of bourbon as a night cap!
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Old May 20th, 2013, 08:55 PM   #10493
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Ah...The sounds of summer
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Potted meat man and his severely mentally challenged side kick "Bruce"
The saw has been going full tilt for about two hours now, they're both drunk and of course.... yelling profanities at each other.
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Old May 20th, 2013, 09:16 PM   #10494
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No power in Boyne City...been out for about six hours...
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God damn mosquitos!!!!
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Old May 20th, 2013, 09:19 PM   #10496
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God damn mosquitos!!!!
They made me go in the house.
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Old May 20th, 2013, 09:23 PM   #10497
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They made me go in the house.
X2. Its no fun crawling when I'm getting eaten alive.
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Old May 20th, 2013, 09:25 PM   #10498
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God damn mosquitos!!!!
I noticed my puppy dog had several mosquito bites on his face, just under his eyes causing them to swell up.

Fukc you mosquitos!!!!
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Old May 20th, 2013, 09:25 PM   #10499
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They made me go in the house.
Theres a bunch of them in my house, there must be a hole in a screen somewhere
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Old May 20th, 2013, 09:28 PM   #10500
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