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Old August 12th, 2012, 09:47 AM   #6381
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I should have drank more coffee before this attempt. Now my legs are asleep.
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Old August 12th, 2012, 09:55 AM   #6382
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Why in the Hell did my girlfriend make decaf this morning? I need energy dammit, dump that shit out and start over woman!!
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Old August 12th, 2012, 11:01 AM   #6383
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Why in the Hell did my girlfriend make decaf this morning? I need energy dammit, dump that shit out and start over woman!!
WOW, You sound like a real nice guy!!! You must spend all your time "Offroading" so you never learned how to make your own fuckin coffee!!
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Old August 12th, 2012, 11:04 AM   #6384
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WOW, You sound like a real nice guy!!! You must spend all your time "Offroading" so you never learned how to make your own fuckin coffee!!
i keep my pimp hand strong!
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Old August 12th, 2012, 11:11 AM   #6385
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Jerking off does not count as exercise....or does it??
We might be on to something here!!!
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Old August 12th, 2012, 11:13 AM   #6386
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Jerking off does not count as exercise....or does it??
We might be on to something here!!!
negative, keeping your pimp hand strong also leads to not having to masturbate. she does that for you, or else
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Old August 12th, 2012, 11:16 AM   #6387
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negative, keeping your pimp hand strong also leads to not having to masturbate. she does that for you, or else
Do you still have to pay or is it free for pimps? I think I'm in the wrong buisness!!!
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Old August 12th, 2012, 11:25 AM   #6388
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Do you still have to pay or is it free for pimps? I think I'm in the wrong buisness!!!
a pimp cant be made, a pimp is born. pimpin runs deep in my bloodlines. you can not become a pimp because tractor pullin and sister fuckin runs too deep in your bloodlines. stick to what you know
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Old August 12th, 2012, 11:32 AM   #6389
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a pimp cant be made, a pimp is born. pimpin runs deep in my bloodlines. you can not become a pimp because tractor pullin and sister fuckin runs too deep in your bloodlines. stick to what you know
In that case....Let your sister know I'll be over later!!! And I'll leave $5 on the dresser for you.
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Old August 12th, 2012, 11:34 AM   #6390
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In that case....Let your sister know I'll be over later!!! And I'll leave $5 on the dresser for you.
perfect, thanks for the heads up! ill let her know to wear her tall socks to cover up her black diabetes legs (they are kinda gross)
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Old August 12th, 2012, 11:38 AM   #6391
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perfect, thanks for the heads up! ill let her know to wear her tall socks to cover up her black diabetes legs (they are kinda gross)
You call yourself a Pimp?? Your bitches are only half black?? I guess I'll only leave $2.50 for ya then.

We've hijacked this thread long enough....so I started a new one.
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Old August 12th, 2012, 01:22 PM   #6392
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ever read something you wrote years ago and ask yourself "wtf was i thinking?"
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Old August 12th, 2012, 01:35 PM   #6393
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ever read something you wrote years ago and ask yourself "wtf was i thinking?"
Im not sure how to break it to you, but you're in for a world of WTF hurt
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Old August 12th, 2012, 01:43 PM   #6394
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only works when accompanied with a black eye or two
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Old August 12th, 2012, 01:49 PM   #6395
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ever read something you wrote years ago and ask yourself "wtf was i thinking?"
Almost everything you post makes me wonder what you were thinking
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Old August 12th, 2012, 01:56 PM   #6396
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Life is full of WTF moments, that's what makes it special.
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ever read something you wrote years ago and ask yourself "wtf was i thinking?"
That happens to me almost daily: I take Ambien, Klonopin, Oxycontin, Cyclobenzaprine and Welbutrin every night at 9PM. By 11, whatever hits the keyboard might as well be deleted, because I won't have any memory of typing any of that shit. I look at posts made by me from 2-3 days ago, and think "I didn't type that shit" pretty much two to three times a week.

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Old August 12th, 2012, 02:19 PM   #6398
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Hot beanpaste used as stock in my ramen noodles was extremely bland and not so savory.
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