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Old July 7th, 2012, 08:52 PM   #5921
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My most recent ex-girlfriend became a "professional cunt" at a teaching hospital. They pay her to have doctors in training look up her cunt. Her reasoning? Its big enough.
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Old July 7th, 2012, 08:58 PM   #5922
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My most recent ex-girlfriend became a "professional cunt" at a teaching hospital. They pay her to have doctors in training look up her cunt. Her reasoning? Its big enough.
I wish I could be a professional Dick, but its not big enough.
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Old July 7th, 2012, 09:15 PM   #5923
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Old July 7th, 2012, 09:56 PM   #5924
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Old July 7th, 2012, 10:03 PM   #5925
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My most recent ex-girlfriend became a "professional cunt" at a teaching hospital. They pay her to have doctors in training look up her cunt. Her reasoning? Its big enough.
how much does she get for an hours worth of pockin and prodin
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Old July 7th, 2012, 10:53 PM   #5926
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Came out of lowes to a big ass dent in my driver door thanks dickhead.
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Old July 7th, 2012, 11:07 PM   #5927
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When I bought this truck they said "the AC just needs a recharge"... I bet they lied.
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Old July 7th, 2012, 11:08 PM   #5928
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how much does she get for an hours worth of pockin and prodin
Not a clue, not even worth it for me to ask either. That woman has seen exponentially more dicks than Skoots. Just glad I got in and out of it before it went exponential.
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Old July 8th, 2012, 11:04 AM   #5929
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Old July 8th, 2012, 11:12 AM   #5930
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Old July 8th, 2012, 11:30 AM   #5931
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Old July 8th, 2012, 11:52 AM   #5932
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Old July 8th, 2012, 12:07 PM   #5933
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Old July 8th, 2012, 01:50 PM   #5934
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Viagra is great! On it, I could fukc a block of granite if I wanted to!
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Old July 8th, 2012, 01:53 PM   #5935
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Is your wife okay?
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Old July 8th, 2012, 03:25 PM   #5937
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I took a Viagra once and it got caught in my throat, I had a stiff neck for hours.
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When she gets out of the hospital, I'll ask her.
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Old July 8th, 2012, 05:47 PM   #5939
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