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Old July 8th, 2012, 03:25 PM   #5881
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I took a Viagra once and it got caught in my throat, I had a stiff neck for hours.
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Old July 8th, 2012, 04:46 PM   #5882
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Old July 8th, 2012, 05:47 PM   #5883
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Old July 8th, 2012, 07:41 PM   #5884
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Old July 9th, 2012, 09:33 AM   #5885
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Old July 9th, 2012, 12:20 PM   #5886
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Old July 9th, 2012, 12:22 PM   #5887
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this doing nothing thing never seems to work out very well.
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Old July 9th, 2012, 02:49 PM   #5888
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Drive to saginaw reminded me how much I hate not having a horn and power brakes...
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Old July 9th, 2012, 03:48 PM   #5890
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Grilling up a whole chicken for the first time, we will see how this works out.
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Old July 9th, 2012, 04:24 PM   #5891
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Grilling up a whole chicken for the first time, we will see how this works out.
I hope you put a beer up its ass.
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Old July 9th, 2012, 06:31 PM   #5892
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I first read this as not having porn and power brakes. I like my version better.
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Old July 9th, 2012, 06:44 PM   #5893
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Out was to big for a beer. It turned out excellent.
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Old July 9th, 2012, 07:00 PM   #5894
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Out was to big for a beer. It turned out excellent.
Don't lie, you just couldn't stand the thought of giving that chicken one of your beers.
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Old July 9th, 2012, 07:07 PM   #5895
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Don't lie, you just couldn't stand the thought of giving that chicken one of your beers.
lazy fuckin chicken just sits around all day, dont work, dont help out around the house. Dam right he aint gettin one of my beers.
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Old July 10th, 2012, 02:38 AM   #5896
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Old July 10th, 2012, 07:14 AM   #5897
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I see people on mopeds and laugh at how silly they look, then I remember they get 100mpg to my 14
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Old July 10th, 2012, 08:09 AM   #5899
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