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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:06 AM   #24481
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Forgive me Father, It has been 28 years since my last confession...
How many hail Marys would it take to fix that, or how many times must I recite the act of contrition ???
I'm so far gone I don't know where to begin.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:09 AM   #24482
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The golden rule applies. Do unto others as you would have them do to you.
there sure are a lot of people in this world that want to get screwed.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:12 AM   #24483
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there sure are a lot of people in this world that want to get screwed.
Forward them to the IRS.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:15 AM   #24484
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there sure are a lot of people in this world that want to get screwed.
In all seriousness, that's very true, and very sad
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:19 AM   #24485
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so how do I treat my wife if I want to get screwed?
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:21 AM   #24486
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so how do I treat my wife if I want to get screwed?
Depends on what kind of screwed you want.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:28 AM   #24487
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Depends on what kind of screwed you want.
the kind.


the other kind all I have to do is get with some other woman/women.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:31 AM   #24488
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the other kind all I have to do is get with some other woman/women.


Clean the house for her. Top to bottom. Cook her dinner. Enjoy.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:35 AM   #24489
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Clean the house for her. Top to bottom. Cook her dinner. Enjoy.
I don't even think I have to go that far this week. She has been sleeping in the spare bed because I've been sick.

It will be a cleaning spree tomorrow after the dogs leave. so much hair everywhere. I'm gonna miss and not miss those bitches at the same time.

I started calling them dykes because the brittany spaniel keeps trying to eat at the y of the chocolate lab. The chocolate lab likes to lick the brittany's ears. I don't get it.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:39 AM   #24490
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aww, SS and I are officially friends now
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:44 AM   #24491
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I put bling before bling..........aight!!!!!!
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:46 AM   #24492
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I don't understand why your user title and avatar don't match.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:50 AM   #24494
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I don't understand why you aren't out werfing fucking nebels.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 09:58 AM   #24496
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I don't understand why you aren't out werfing fucking nebels.
I'm all werfed out.

I am thinking about going fleugzeugabwehrkanoning though.

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aww, SS and I are officially friends now

Get a room you two.
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Old March 7th, 2014, 10:14 AM   #24499
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