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Old September 25th, 2006, 07:20 PM   #1
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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Well, I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton
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Old September 25th, 2006, 07:31 PM   #2
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Old September 25th, 2006, 07:40 PM   #3
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Sorry, but in coach, I don't have room for a stiffie if the person in front reclines their seat.
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:04 PM   #4
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Ahh . . . Bill is always thinking. No wonder we had the best economy ever while he was in office!!
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Old September 25th, 2006, 11:24 PM   #5
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Ahh . . . Bill is always thinking. No wonder we had the best economy ever while he was in office!!

You are very predictable.

And boring.
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Old September 25th, 2006, 11:57 PM   #6
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You are very predictable.

And boring.
Don't forget wrong too....:tonka:
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