|December 13th, 2005, 12:15 AM||#1|
Just The Spouse's spouse
Join Date: 12-12-05
Location: Birmingham, AL
The Lions are a joke. Please add.
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: What do the Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
|December 13th, 2005, 08:02 AM||#4|
Join Date: 11-17-05
Location: .5 past lightspeed
Subject: Anthrax Scare at Ford Field
AP Detroit Mi. Wednesday, November 30, 2005 - Anthrax Scare At Ford Field
Detroit Lions football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a
player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice
Coach Dick Juron immediately suspended practice while police and federal
investigators were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.
|December 13th, 2005, 08:56 AM||#7|
Join Date: 11-06-05
Location: Dearborn Heights, MI
LOL at Lothos post. I knew something was up since their practice field is in Allen Park...
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