|July 20th, 2011, 08:44 AM||#3|
Join Date: 04-03-08
HER or the CAR?
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!
2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS
As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.
Lets Compare Spec’s
2010 Chevrolet Camaro
Soon To Be Ex-Wife
High Performance Motor
Motor Mouth Low performance brain
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission
Active Fuel Management
Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
Unstable & No Control
Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags
Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package
Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
used rear end needs clearence lights
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering
Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throating Nothing Ever
Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles
Over 10k Miles
Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg
2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior
To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems
Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering
|July 20th, 2011, 08:47 AM||#5|
NO RELIGION WAT!
Join Date: 11-09-05
Location: In my garage
|July 20th, 2011, 09:06 AM||#7|
Join Date: 05-11-10
Location: South Lyon, MI
|July 23rd, 2011, 06:51 AM||#10|
Join Date: 09-15-07
Location: fenton /hartland mi
haha thats great!
(mr.green)So you are calling CC a liar?? Not a nice way to treat your bitch.
tube bending and gear installs pm me for info! gears installed for $150 and up per axle.
|October 27th, 2011, 02:07 PM||#12|
No Money = No Fun
Join Date: 02-08-06
Location: Brighton, MI
Was flipping channels and this couple is on Dr. Phil right now talking about this...
|October 27th, 2011, 03:51 PM||#15|
The guy Dale doesn't know
Join Date: 03-10-07
Location: kalamazoo, mi
he must have had a guy pic the ex wife, thats the second time he's had it on ebay.
Last edited by gofastbobby; October 27th, 2011 at 03:59 PM.