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Old July 20th, 2011, 08:31 AM   #1
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Default Camaro or ex-wife???

This was a real add this week. Check out the description in the main body- and someone please save a copy of this!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633
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Old July 20th, 2011, 08:43 AM   #2
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Old July 20th, 2011, 08:44 AM   #3
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HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!

2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.


Lets Compare Spec’s
2010 Chevrolet Camaro
Soon To Be Ex-Wife
Muscle Car
Pretentious Witch
SS Model
Snob Model
High Performance Motor
Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Extraordinary Acceleration
Wants Reparations
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission
1-Speed... Slow
Active Fuel Management
Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
Unstable & No Control
Competitive/Sport modes
Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launch Control
Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags
Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package
Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiler
Spoiled
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering
Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throaty Exhaust
Throating Nothing Ever
Precision Handling
Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles
Over 10k Miles
Supercar Performance
Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg
2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Competitive/Sport modes
Passive/Aggressive Modes
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior
To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems
Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering
Armpit Rack
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Old July 20th, 2011, 08:47 AM   #4
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And no pics of the ex....
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Old July 20th, 2011, 08:47 AM   #5
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HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!

2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.


Lets Compare Spec’s
2010 Chevrolet Camaro
Soon To Be Ex-Wife
Muscle Car
Pretentious Witch
SS Model
Snob Model
High Performance Motor
Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Extraordinary Acceleration
Wants Reparations
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission
1-Speed... Slow
Active Fuel Management
Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
Unstable & No Control
Competitive/Sport modes
Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launch Control
Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags
Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package
Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiler
Spoiled
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering
Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
Throaty Exhaust
Throating Nothing Ever
Precision Handling
Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles
Over 10k Miles
Supercar Performance
Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg
2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Competitive/Sport modes
Passive/Aggressive Modes
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior
To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems
Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering
Armpit Rack
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Old July 20th, 2011, 08:51 AM   #6
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Cars are always cheaper than women, duh.
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Old July 20th, 2011, 09:06 AM   #7
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And no pics of the ex....
send him an e-mail asking for some haha
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Old July 20th, 2011, 07:06 PM   #8
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Hahahahahah! That's sweet! Throating never. IMO the car sounds WAY better!
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Old July 20th, 2011, 08:16 PM   #9
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That is great, definately don't want the woman, the car is a maybe
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Old July 23rd, 2011, 06:51 AM   #10
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haha thats great!
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Old July 23rd, 2011, 07:05 AM   #11
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sent an email.



doubt he'll get back with me.
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Old October 27th, 2011, 02:07 PM   #12
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Was flipping channels and this couple is on Dr. Phil right now talking about this...
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Old October 27th, 2011, 02:22 PM   #13
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Good way to get some extra traffic to your ebay ad for the car you just bought but can't afford anymore.....and no pics of the ex wife, lame.
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Old October 27th, 2011, 02:40 PM   #14
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Throating Nothing Ever


That is a priceless line right there!
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Old October 27th, 2011, 03:51 PM   #15
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he must have had a guy pic the ex wife, thats the second time he's had it on ebay.

http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=472584
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Old October 27th, 2011, 04:55 PM   #16
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LOL! Perfect ad! I love when people put a little humor into their ads!
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Old October 27th, 2011, 05:04 PM   #17
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i just asked more ?s about here like Stats and Age and Pictures ect... hope he post them up or if i get a email back i will post it here.
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Old October 27th, 2011, 05:24 PM   #18
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option that never gets used: block heater with a camaro
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Old October 27th, 2011, 05:55 PM   #19
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