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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:37 AM   #1
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Truth behind dating...

A man picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. He'd scraped together some money to take her to a
fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu -
Champagne, Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Thermador, a nice Pugnily
Montrechat '86.

He asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
(Wait for it, wait......)

"No," she replied. "But my mother's already seen me naked."

His response?
He asked her what she wanted for dessert.
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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:49 AM   #2
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Please stick with the blizzard stories.
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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:50 AM   #3
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America! Fuck yeah!
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