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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:37 AM   #1
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A man picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. He'd scraped together some money to take her to a
fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu -
Champagne, Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Thermador, a nice Pugnily
Montrechat '86.



He asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
(Wait for it, wait......)






"No," she replied. "But my mother's already seen me naked."

His response?
He asked her what she wanted for dessert.
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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:49 AM   #2
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Old July 16th, 2011, 07:50 AM   #3
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