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Old July 11th, 2011, 06:17 AM   #1
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What will Tiger Woods announce at his press conference @ 11am today?

Tiger doesn't talk to the media, ever. Well unless he is caught banging 37 chicks while he's married. So this is very very odd.



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Old July 11th, 2011, 06:21 AM   #2
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He is quitting golf, seems he got the aids somewhere along the line of those 37 chicks.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 06:28 AM   #3
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I say bombshell retirement, or at least a long break from the game.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 06:30 AM   #4
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It will be 3 word. "Fuck you all"

Then he will walk away and live off his millions.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 06:36 AM   #5
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It will be 3 word. "Fuck you all"

Then he will walk away and live off his millions.
Your Asain is showing
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Old July 11th, 2011, 06:37 AM   #6
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Your Asain is showing
You.....are......a fucking moron.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 07:07 AM   #7
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You.....are......a fucking moron.
he may have mispelled asian, but he did make a funny
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Old July 11th, 2011, 07:59 AM   #8
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Tiger will announce that he is really gay, and all the ho's were just beards.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 08:19 AM   #9
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Old July 11th, 2011, 08:54 AM   #10
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Ill guess if he has an interview that he will talk about his steroid use and since stopping he can no longer heal properly.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:19 AM   #11
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It is an announcement from IBM that Tiger really is animatronic and has been a long term trial run. Obama is the next generation.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:31 AM   #12
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:32 AM   #13
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It is an announcement from IBM that Tiger really is animatronic and has been a long term trial run. Obama is the next generation.
So you are saying they worked on it a little bit? The Tiger model went from fucking a few random people to the new Obama model fucking the entire country?
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:32 AM   #14
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:33 AM   #15
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Sounds like he is not making an announcement after all, the reports were false...

Like it affects my life any,...
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:38 AM   #16
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So you are saying they worked on it a little bit? The Tiger model went from fucking a few random people to the new Obama model fucking the entire country?
Spot on
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:54 AM   #17
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You.....are......a fucking moron.
Sorry, it was a quick typo, I had to go save a life.....

So blow me.
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:57 AM   #18
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Sorry, it was a quick typo, I had to go save a life.....

So blow me.
No excuses shit dick, grammar and spelling are a higher priority!
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Old July 11th, 2011, 10:59 AM   #19
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No excuses shit dick, grammar and spelling are a higher priority!
I'll remember that next time
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I was kinda hoping he would announce that he was really a white man just doing black face.
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