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Old January 5th, 2011, 09:54 AM   #1
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Default This should offend at least two groups that have no sense of humor...................

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man. Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. "What did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the black man replied. "Something about a job."
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Old January 5th, 2011, 09:56 AM   #2
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Old January 5th, 2011, 09:57 AM   #3
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Old January 5th, 2011, 09:57 AM   #4
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haha
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Old January 5th, 2011, 09:59 AM   #5
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Seems like racist bear should make a showing here

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Old January 5th, 2011, 10:06 AM   #6
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I should make that into a sticker and put in on my tailgate
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Old January 5th, 2011, 10:10 AM   #7
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you should make one for the beer fridge too!
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Old January 5th, 2011, 10:15 AM   #8
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Seems like racist bear should make a showing here

What bear, that's a f'in Samoyed..............
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Old January 5th, 2011, 10:17 AM   #9
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Old January 5th, 2011, 11:14 AM   #10
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Old January 5th, 2011, 11:53 AM   #12
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Much better joke than the one CC is trying to peddle.
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