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Old March 25th, 2010, 10:51 PM   #1
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Since it's settled that everything this oxygen thief says is a lie and complete opposite of the truth, I figured we could have a thread explaining what he's really saying.

I'll start it with "hope and change" = "Fear and Liberal revolution"


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Old March 26th, 2010, 08:41 AM   #2
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I"m an African American = I hate the United States of America and all white people, I'm going to try to completely destroy this country because I believe we should all be communist, and I hate all business people because they work hard to get ahead and that is a complete opposite of the way I do things I lie cheat and steal my way through life, I'm a Muslim and think we should kill everybody in the world, my wife is a militant whore and I'm not even sure if those kids are mine, I think she got pregnant on one of her crack binges when she was gang banging in the hood.


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Old March 26th, 2010, 08:57 AM   #3
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I'm Barack Obama = my mothers a whore who should have used a condom
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Old March 26th, 2010, 09:05 AM   #4
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Old March 26th, 2010, 09:21 AM   #5
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I just found this and thought it fitting to this thread.

Castro Really Wants Democratic Health Care to Succeed


This is not exactly the praise Obama needs right now: Cuban leader Fidel Castro (still alive!) wrote an essay touting the passage of the American president's health-care reform package, calling it a "miracle." "It is really incredible that 234 years after the Declaration of Independence ... the government of that country has approved medical attention for the majority of its citizens, something that Cuba was able to do half a century ago," Castro wrote, conceding that he still thinks Obama is "unquestionably intelligent." Don't hold your breath for Obama's thank-you note, buddy. [Yahoo News]

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Old March 26th, 2010, 09:30 AM   #6
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Old March 26th, 2010, 09:33 AM   #7
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I"m an African American = I hate the United States of America and all white people, I'm going to try to completely destroy this country because I believe we should all be communist, and I hate all business people because they work hard to get ahead and that is a complete opposite of the way I do things I lie cheat and steal my way through life, I'm a Muslim and think we should kill everybody in the world, my wife is a militant whore and I'm not even sure if those kids are mine, I think she got pregnant on one of her crack binges when she was gang banging in the hood.


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"Let's roll up our sleeves!" = "Alright my brothas, get real comfy on those couches now, i'mma go get yo asses somma that white man money"
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"Let me be clear" - "Bend over, here it comes again".

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all you starry eyed obamatrons out there will accept every shit samich he delivers eat it with a smile and say mmm good mmm change mmm good i on the other hand will stiil have to eat it but i will say this tastes like shit!!!
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Obama = Lazy ninjas got me in office because I offered them a free ride.
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Another truth.
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Obama = Lazy ninjas got me in office because I offered them a free ride.


otherwise they would have just stayed home like every other election and we would be so much happier
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Obama=one big ass mistake america
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The most commonly said phrase at the election...+he won't sit still+
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I"m an African American = I hate the United States of America and all white people, I'm going to try to completely destroy this country because I believe we should all be communist, and I hate all business people because they work hard to get ahead and that is a complete opposite of the way I do things I lie cheat and steal my way through life, I'm a Muslim and think we should kill everybody in the world, my wife is a militant whore and I'm not even sure if those kids are mine, I think she got pregnant on one of her crack binges when she was gang banging in the hood.


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