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Old March 10th, 2010, 01:33 PM   #1
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Default Kerwin, The church actually found satan!!!! And you will be surprised to find

it's the pope!!


I think.


Oh, and the Catholic church has a Chief exorcist? hahahaha. awesome.

Maybe everybody can pray really hard tonight to make satan leave the vatican.



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Old March 10th, 2010, 01:35 PM   #2
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So are they going to kill the pope?
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I am not authorized to call the shot on who is mascarading, but if that is the case..

I have respect for the Pope and the Catholic Church eventhough I disagree with a lot that they do. If I am going to demonize ANYONE, I would more quickly look towards Washington.
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I am not authorized to call the shot on who is mascarading, but if that is the case..

I have respect for the Pope and the Catholic Church eventhough I disagree with a lot that they do. If I am going to demonize ANYONE, I would more quickly look towards Washington.
So what church do you belong to?
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Old March 10th, 2010, 03:57 PM   #7
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What on Earth for? For mocking the gospel of grace? For persecuting Christians? For persecuting Jews? For covering for rapist priests? What?
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kerwin is my hero, burn that basterd kerwin
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Without religion, fucked up delusional people would just be called fucked up delusional people. Sorry Kerwin, but you're fucked up and delusional
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Old March 10th, 2010, 04:24 PM   #11
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who's the next Hitler youth in line for pope?
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70,000 cases of demonic possession? If guess if you're going to lie, go big.
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I find it hiliarious that it's taken this man of faith to realize that the Devil is at work in the Vatician. Not just the Vatican but every single one of us. Even us Christians. It is a Constant battle. One that can only be Won through Christ Jesus. The Catholic Church Can allow people to slip into the idea that it's the Rules and Laws of the church that allow us to be in heaven. It's not, It's Christ. It does not surprise me one bit that this is Happening. It does surprise me that this Priest is just now realizing it. It's Summed up in Romans 7 Pretty well. Specifically Verses 21 to the end.

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Do you not know, brothers—for I am speaking to men who know the law—that the law has authority over a man only as long as he lives? 2For example, by law a married woman is bound to her husband as long as he is alive, but if her husband dies, she is released from the law of marriage. 3So then, if she marries another man while her husband is still alive, she is called an adulteress. But if her husband dies, she is released from that law and is not an adulteress, even though she marries another man.

4So, my brothers, you also died to the law through the body of Christ, that you might belong to another, to him who was raised from the dead, in order that we might bear fruit to God. 5For when we were controlled by the sinful nature,[a] the sinful passions aroused by the law were at work in our bodies, so that we bore fruit for death. 6But now, by dying to what once bound us, we have been released from the law so that we serve in the new way of the Spirit, and not in the old way of the written code.
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7What shall we say, then? Is the law sin? Certainly not! Indeed I would not have known what sin was except through the law. For I would not have known what coveting really was if the law had not said, "Do not covet."[b] 8But sin, seizing the opportunity afforded by the commandment, produced in me every kind of covetous desire. For apart from law, sin is dead. 9Once I was alive apart from law; but when the commandment came, sin sprang to life and I died. 10I found that the very commandment that was intended to bring life actually brought death.

11For sin, seizing the opportunity afforded by the commandment, deceived me, and through the commandment put me to death. 12So then, the law is holy, and the commandment is holy, righteous and good. 13Did that which is good, then, become death to me? By no means! But in order that sin might be recognized as sin, it produced death in me through what was good, so that through the commandment sin might become utterly sinful.

14We know that the law is spiritual; but I am unspiritual, sold as a slave to sin. 15I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. 16And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good. 17As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me. 18I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature.[c] For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. 19For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do—this I keep on doing. 20Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.

21So I find this law at work: When I want to do good, evil is right there with me. 22For in my inner being I delight in God's law; 23but I see another law at work in the members of my body, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within my members. 24What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body of death? 25Thanks be to God—through Jesus Christ our Lord!
So then, I myself in my mind am a slave to God's law, but in the sinful nature a slave to the law of sin.
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70,000 cases of demonic possession? If guess if you're going to lie, go big.
You may not believe it, but there is such a thing. I've seen it. It's Creepy. There is a Spiritual Battle all around us. 70,000 isn't that big of a number.
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Wow. Seriously?
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70,000 cases of demonic possession? If guess if you're going to lie, go big.
its only like 3 a day since he was 15.. come on.. easily obtainable..
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Wow. Seriously?
Yup. My Wife has a Spiritual gift of being able to sense Demons as well. She occasionally will see one. One of my friends sees them all the time. All Gifts from the Holy Spirit. That's probably why most of you non-believers don't...er...Believe in this stuff. Just think about it next time the hair on the back of our neck raises.....

Personally, I don't enjoy that subject and I defiantly don't go out looking for Demons to Exorcise. But, in my calling, you run into them. It's good to know what to do. I usually just pray.
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I think I just got possessed By reading this.
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Yup. My Wife has a Spiritual gift of being able to sense Demons as well. She occasionally will see one. One of my friends sees them all the time. All Gifts from the Holy Spirit. That's probably why most of you non-believers don't...er...Believe in this stuff. Just think about it next time the hair on the back of our neck raises.....

Personally, I don't enjoy that subject and I defiantly don't go out looking for Demons to Exorcise. But, in my calling, you run into them. It's good to know what to do. I usually just pray.
Holy flying fukc you are crazy.
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Holy flying fukc you are crazy.
You just realized this?

I don't expect people to think it's normal that there are forces they can't really control all around them. Usually Denying it is alot easier.
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You just realized this?

I don't expect people to think it's normal that there are forces they can't really control all around them. Usually Denying it is alot easier.
I believe in all kinds of forces that we cannot see or control yet, but evil spirits are not one of them. Science>hocus pocus.
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