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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:53 PM   #21
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Well.. if they hurt themselves.. we put gear on, then "restrain" them and throw their ass in the shower... But if theyre just "poopy" we just leave em.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:53 PM   #22
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My best (worst) "poop" story is at work. Workin at a prison with mentally ill prisoners.. The sickest thing, which suprisingly happens quite often, is when one of the idiots poop and then stand there and eat it. That is a pretty common occurance.. also spreading it all over their cell is pretty common. ICK. ICK. ICK.
do you make them wash their mouth out with soap? seriously though, that's just fuckin nasty!
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:55 PM   #23
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Well.. if they hurt themselves.. we put gear on, then "restrain" them and throw their ass in the shower... But if theyre just "poopy" we just leave em.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:56 PM   #24
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My best (worst) "poop" story is at work. Workin at a prison with mentally ill prisoners.. The sickest thing, which suprisingly happens quite often, is when one of the idiots poop and then stand there and eat it. That is a pretty common occurance.. also spreading it all over their cell is pretty common. ICK. ICK. ICK.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:56 PM   #25
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as for the rest of the sick crap ive seen, that is for another thread ;)
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After a night of PBR drinking I start driving to work, I was driving my Jeep at the time. I get about half way between work and home when I feel a "fart" comming on. So I release with great effort, then become instantly horrified when the realization sets in that there was no gas at all. Needless to say I was an hour late, destroyed a pair of shorts, jeans and the drivers seat in my Jeep.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 01:02 PM   #27
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After a night of PBR drinking I start driving to work, I was driving my Jeep at the time. I get about half way between work and home when I feel a "fart" comming on. So I release with great effort, then become instantly horrified when the realization sets in that there was no gas at all. Needless to say I was an hour late, destroyed a pair of shorts, jeans and the drivers seat in my Jeep.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 01:03 PM   #28
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now thats funny shitt^sb
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Old February 5th, 2010, 01:09 PM   #29
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I was on lunch at BK with a co-worker. I came out of the bathroom and walked to the line. It was quiet and everyone had a weird look on their faces. I said what smells like shit, everyone lost it. Except the two high schoolers with mops. Apparently when I was in the bathroom a bigger gal with white stretchy shorts came running in shitting herself and all over the floor. She didn't come out the whole time we were there. The place smelled horrible.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 01:15 PM   #30
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about 5 years ago, I did pest control so I had to drive all over Oakland and Macomb counties and spray for Mosquitoes and Bees. I was out in the boondocks by myself and felt it coming on pretty strong. I had to drop my gear and high-tail it into the woods to take care of business, luckily no one was home! I had to bury my knit cap and boxers in the dirt as they were both ruined. Not a fun day!
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i was driving down a fairly busy back road (CR 29) about 9:00 one morning when i saw a beat up old Taurus wagon sitting at a stop sign, there wasn't anyone in the car so i turned to look as i passed to see what the deal was and i saw a man, with his pants around his ankles standing with his back to the road drop a turd. i was shocked to say the least. i guess he could'nt wait to get to a bathroom but i would've either shit my pants or walked across the road into the woods to do my business if it was that much of an emergency. thanks Yetti for bring up that suppressed memory.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 01:31 PM   #32
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And now this one has too.......
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At work (retail) and a older gentleman comes in with what appeared to be his sons. A guy was waiting on the group when the old man and one of the other guys asked to use the restroom. No problem as he was pointed in the direction. A bit of time passes and we finished waiting on the son left at the counter and he heads out the door. Shortly afterward the man and son vacate the bathroom and head for the car. About this time someone says, what smells like shit. Upon walking around the other side of the counter there it is......a large pile of shit right where the guy was standing......and a trail of shitty remnants straight to the bathroom.
We all feared what we would find in there but someone had to go. So one of the guys headed in and witnessed the horror that was.....shit spread wall to wall, on the toilet seat, tank, handicap rail, sink, floor, TP dispenser, hand towel dispenser.....the shit was everywhere.
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I cleaned portable toilets during the summer that I was 18.
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And those may not be chocolate chips....
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Old February 5th, 2010, 06:35 PM   #39
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haha....i walked into a kroger one time and saw diareha all over the stall, toilet, wall, and even the fuckin ceiling....i walked out of the store.
I work at a local grocery store and went in to clean and the same situation happened so i went and told my boss i seen the guy walk out of the stall and my boss actually found the guy and made him clean it up. Funniest thing ive ever seen . It took the guy a good half hour of so
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I poop in the woods every year deer hunting. Sometimes i do it twice. I happens normally right before i shoot a buck. Last time i shit in the woods i shot a 10 point. Nice.
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