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Old February 5th, 2010, 07:31 AM   #1
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Who has the best "poop" story?

A friend at work told me this one. He had gone to Lowe's to get some stuff. anyways he hates public restrooms and needed to go bad so he said fukc it and headed to the rear of the store. upon arriving there he pushed open a stall door to see if it was clean... it wasn't. as he started to turn to walk away his mind caught hold of what it just saw. he said it was the biggest turd he had ever seen. it had to 3-4" in diameter and a good foot long! he said it laid in the bowl like a wet roll of paper towel. just as he was about to walk away and use the next stall he said to himself what the hell! ..he reached up with his foot and hit the lever to flush it. now mind you this is Lowe's. good heavy duty plumbing...it wouldn't budge. the turd had the staying power of a cinder block. he said he laughed as he went away thinking of the poor bastard that had to clean the can that night.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:19 AM   #2
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i use to work at kmart when i was in high school...and i was pretty much a janitor...and i wont go into much detail about what ive seen or found in the woman's bathroom..but its 1000x worse then the mens bathroom...
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:26 AM   #3
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We are now resorting to making threads about public poo............

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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:30 AM   #4
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At least it was in the toilet. I work at Lowe's in Westland and it is insane what people do to the stalls, luckily I don't have to clean because we finally got a janitor.

But some cases, someone would smear poo all over the wall (I don't know how, who would touch shit with their hands purposely).
Another one was a long turd on the toilet seat; it must take some talent to just get it curved around on the seat.
And the last one was a trail of diarrhea all the way to the restroom and then whoever it was, tossed their dirty undies into the trash can.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:32 AM   #5
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My co-worker has shit himself twice. He was sick at the time, but we still make fun of him.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:34 AM   #6
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:36 AM   #7
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another great yetti thread
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:37 AM   #8
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I took my boss's shoe in the outhouse at work and shit in his shoe and put it back in his truck

Later that day he found it and tried to throw it at me when I was up on a ladder.

he missed and hit my buddy standing on the ladder next to me .

It was funny stuff .
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:48 AM   #9
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another great yetti thread
Thanks Hacksaw, the threads have been going to shit lately
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:50 AM   #10
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Little kid shitting in a urinal at red lobster. Sorry, I'm not a good "story" teller.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:59 AM   #11
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Old February 5th, 2010, 09:16 AM   #12
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years ago I worked in a trailer factory, the plant manager was amish he was OCD about picking up change off the ground...like if he saw a penny he would spend 10 minutes looking at the floor for more. One day I had the bright idea to wipe my ass with a dollar bill and drop it on the floor outside of his office (right next to the shitter) needless to say the anticipation was debilitating. I was able to keep a good eye on the shitty dollar bill bait from my work station...a good enough eye that I could see one of the office girls pick it up and stick it into her pocket. My only regret after these 15 some years later is that I didn't get to see the expression on her skank ass face when she unfolded it and saw the chocolate pudding suprise.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:00 PM   #13
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Happened about and hour ago, one of our labs ate dogshit outside, and puked it up in the house!! The doors are still open trying to air out the house.


And I'll second the terrors of the womans bathroom at Kmart. Couple of times I refused to clean it up!!
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:03 PM   #14
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Last year I would crap, and then drag my butt around like a dog with worms all over my roomates linen.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:07 PM   #15
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Last year I would crap, and then drag my butt around like a dog with worms all over my roomates linen.
That's funny, about a year and a half ago I had a roomate. When the bathroom was occupied, I use to piss in the cups that were in the cupboard and throw the piss outside and put the cups back in the cupboard without washing them. Good thing I kept my cups seperate.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:21 PM   #16
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haha....i walked into a kroger one time and saw diareha all over the stall, toilet, wall, and even the fuckin ceiling....i walked out of the store.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:28 PM   #17
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haha....i walked into a kroger one time and saw diareha all over the stall, toilet, wall, and even the fuckin ceiling....i walked out of the store.
hahahahhaha

When I just got my aussie, my brother watched her for a weekend when I was out of town. She was still being crated at the time, so when my bro and his gf went to dinner they put her in her cage.

Well they came home to crap on the floor, the walls AND the ceiling. Yes, my dog shat on the ceiling of their house.

Then they figured out that she had gotten into some charcoal from one of the grills on the deck..

Charcoal + dog = crap on the ceiling.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:39 PM   #18
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Last shop I worked for, one of the women dropped her cell phone in the crapper, just as she flushed. Plugged it up real good. Had to remove the toilet and blast it out with a pressure washer. Shipping clerk wanted to know if it was a camera phone, he was hoping it took a pic of her ass on the way down...... (In his defense, she did have a nice ass....)
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:47 PM   #19
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My best (worst) "poop" story is at work. Workin at a prison with mentally ill prisoners.. The sickest thing, which suprisingly happens quite often, is when one of the idiots poop and then stand there and eat it. That is a pretty common occurance.. also spreading it all over their cell is pretty common. ICK. ICK. ICK.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 12:50 PM   #20
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wtf...do you have to clean them??
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