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Old November 30th, 2005, 01:24 AM   #1
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GMC and My Drunken New GM Jeep Concept.

Brace yourself it's a long ride:

gmc94sonoma: yea, my dad works for GM and my buddy works in the R&D so im hopein i can get a job there
TheOmegaBASSIST: well...
TheOmegaBASSIST: don't make crap
TheOmegaBASSIST: make a GM Jeep
TheOmegaBASSIST: call it the I'mgoingtofuckrocksup-mobile"
gmc94sonoma: i think they are trying
gmc94sonoma: lol
TheOmegaBASSIST: 324875947" of lift from the factory
TheOmegaBASSIST: rolling on 7070" tires
TheOmegaBASSIST: superboggerclimbermudding tires
TheOmegaBASSIST: and 1:70847250487364 gears
gmc94sonoma: HELL YEA
TheOmegaBASSIST: hahahaha
TheOmegaBASSIST: s***...give the f***er 12 tires
gmc94sonoma: and make it nonflipable
TheOmegaBASSIST: hahahah
TheOmegaBASSIST: either that or build it into a gerbal ball
gmc94sonoma: so the socor moms can drive it
TheOmegaBASSIST: hahaha
TheOmegaBASSIST: you can just roll over rocks
gmc94sonoma: yes
TheOmegaBASSIST: ...give it the spin off top and everything
TheOmegaBASSIST: and the breathing slits
TheOmegaBASSIST: give it pontoons
gmc94sonoma: hell yea
TheOmegaBASSIST: and spinners...
TheOmegaBASSIST: but only for flight...of course
gmc94sonoma: specal containers that hold grocerybags
TheOmegaBASSIST: ...? not the KJ
TheOmegaBASSIST: a new vehicle!
gmc94sonoma: lol
TheOmegaBASSIST: you should make something to launch groceries!
TheOmegaBASSIST: give it 32 Daylighters
gmc94sonoma: chrome everywhere you can dip it
TheOmegaBASSIST: ...the h2 has 32 exterior lights apparently...so...we can beat the fukc out of that
TheOmegaBASSIST: hahaha
TheOmegaBASSIST: dip the whole thing
gmc94sonoma: hellyea
TheOmegaBASSIST: make it a big chrome gerbal ball
gmc94sonoma: with 250 lights
TheOmegaBASSIST: ?
gmc94sonoma: make it look like a roling rave
TheOmegaBASSIST: I thought we had 32?
TheOmegaBASSIST: can it make UFO sounds?
TheOmegaBASSIST: ...strictly for rock crawling purposes
gmc94sonoma: well thats the sound of a supor high tec motor
TheOmegaBASSIST: hahahaa
TheOmegaBASSIST: in line 6 super high tech motor?
gmc94sonoma: YES
gmc94sonoma: with turbos on every cylender
TheOmegaBASSIST: hahahahaha
gmc94sonoma: 180 degree high performance headers
TheOmegaBASSIST: two turbos per cylinder
gmc94sonoma: heell yeaa
TheOmegaBASSIST: quadruple exhaust
TheOmegaBASSIST: two out the back
TheOmegaBASSIST: two out in front of the rear tires
gmc94sonoma: thatsa ultra cool
TheOmegaBASSIST: eh, what the hell
TheOmegaBASSIST: add two snorkels
TheOmegaBASSIST: and one of those little lights in the glove box
gmc94sonoma: gota have electronic limited slips front and rear
TheOmegaBASSIST: and a free pair of slippers
TheOmegaBASSIST: and those floor mats with the shoe prints in them
TheOmegaBASSIST: 39.5 point safety harnesses
gmc94sonoma: 44" tires with the cog at 12.5"
TheOmegaBASSIST: ...I already gave a tire dimension
gmc94sonoma: ahh s***
gmc94sonoma: your right
TheOmegaBASSIST: SCORE!

Now for some of our wonderful friend Hacksaw:

HackSawCJeep: i want some hot wings
HackSawCJeep: bring me some
HackSawCJeep: spicy garlic from BW3's
HackSawCJeep: thanks

HackSawCJeep: You are so good at it too!
TheOmegaBASSIST: Thanks mom!

I would like to formally appologize to everyone.

me-> <-me...

There...I did it for you.
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Old November 30th, 2005, 01:38 AM   #2
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Yeah...I said it...

HackSawCJeep: rofl
TheOmegaBASSIST: what do you think?
TheOmegaBASSIST: way to f***in' long
TheOmegaBASSIST: but still awesome
HackSawCJeep: yes
TheOmegaBASSIST: and I put you in because everyone loves you hack
TheOmegaBASSIST: people will be pissed
TheOmegaBASSIST: then they will be like...
TheOmegaBASSIST: oh hacksaw is in it
TheOmegaBASSIST: it must be funny
TheOmegaBASSIST: so I'll put a little laughing face in here anyway
TheOmegaBASSIST: even though I haven't read it
HackSawCJeep: hahahhahhahah
HackSawCJeep: yup
HackSawCJeep: people f***ing love me
HackSawCJeep: im like a f***ing icon
TheOmegaBASSIST: uhhh...you have an icon
TheOmegaBASSIST: Stan-"this post is way too lon...wait...IS THAT HACKSAW?!?! I LOVE HIM! THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER!!!"
HackSawCJeep: hahahaha
TheOmegaBASSIST: "I THINK I'LL BUY TWO!"
HackSawCJeep: hahahah
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Old November 30th, 2005, 01:40 AM   #3
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Old November 30th, 2005, 01:43 AM   #4
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Im thinkin this must have been a drinkin night.. Wait that's every night for GMC
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Old November 30th, 2005, 01:46 AM   #5
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Thanks mom!

I think I'm going to become nocturnal...?

The daylight makes me want to hide...plus, the Kettering women look better when the sun is down anyway...
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Old November 30th, 2005, 02:31 AM   #6
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Old November 30th, 2005, 03:44 AM   #7
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the Kettering women look better when the sun is down anyway...
Isn't Kettering like a 16:1 ratio ?? 16 guys for every 1 girl ?? so if u do find a woman. im sure she aint no prize peice
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Just read it ! It's not that long if u actually read it.. took me maybe 1 min
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Old November 30th, 2005, 04:15 AM   #8
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TheOmegaBASSIST: and 1:70847250487364 gears
That would suck.
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Old November 30th, 2005, 05:48 AM   #9
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Old November 30th, 2005, 06:11 AM   #10
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Old November 30th, 2005, 06:41 AM   #11
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As for the gearing: Yes, it would suck. So would being stuck in a chromed gerbil ball with 32 daylighters.

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Old November 30th, 2005, 11:12 AM   #12
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Old December 1st, 2005, 12:47 AM   #13
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not to bring up a lame post but just a little fyi there are some beautiful women here at kettering including myself...sure there are some pretty bad ones but you know what we say about you kettering males?
the odds are good but the goods are odd, if that aint fuckin true..damn engineers.
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Old December 1st, 2005, 06:07 AM   #14
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the odds are good but the goods are odd
Are you saying you have odd goods? Like to check these out for myself to verify lol
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Old December 1st, 2005, 07:42 AM   #15
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not to bring up a lame post but just a little fyi there are some beautiful women here at kettering including myself...sure there are some pretty bad ones but you know what we say about you kettering males?
the odds are good but the goods are odd, if that aint fuckin true..damn engineers.
How could I have forgotten about you?!?!
Silly me! :miff:
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Old December 1st, 2005, 08:00 AM   #16
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not to bring up a lame post but just a little fyi there are some beautiful women here at kettering including myself...sure there are some pretty bad ones but you know what we say about you kettering males?
the odds are good but the goods are odd, if that aint fuckin true..damn engineers.
yea but you arnt single. and any other females are hunted to the point that the doto bird's population far exceeds that of fuckable females
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