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Old January 25th, 2010, 06:33 PM   #1
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Angry Come on 2012! You fawkers have finally pissed me off.........

Seriously..............

http://www.asseenontvpromo.com/kitch...re/ez-cracker/

How f'ing lazy can a person get. I f'ing give up!!!!!!!!!!!1

My dad cut his hand off when he was in his early 20's....he can still crack open a dozen eggs with one hand.

You f'ing lazy unskilled bastards.
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Old January 25th, 2010, 06:41 PM   #2
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I saw an infomercial for one of those this weekend. I couldn't believe my eyes. They actually showed it cracking open an egg in half perfectly. No way.
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Old January 25th, 2010, 06:42 PM   #3
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You are just jealous because I am going to be rich because I came up with the best invention.
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Old January 25th, 2010, 06:56 PM   #4
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Thats America for Ya now adays...
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Old January 25th, 2010, 06:57 PM   #5
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You are just jealous because I am going to be rich because I came up with the best invention.
You invented a selve jerking machine?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old January 25th, 2010, 07:00 PM   #6
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You invented a selve jerking machine?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yess! But I have to use my time machine to use it because I haven't invented it yet. Thank god for Deloreans and 88 MPH.
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Old January 25th, 2010, 07:02 PM   #7
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i love america!! Damn we stay ahead of the curve everytime!
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Old January 25th, 2010, 08:47 PM   #8
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this could have had such a better title. easy cracker... haha
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Old January 25th, 2010, 09:11 PM   #9
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for sure....
we have totally become lazy ass as all hell but i can see this being usefull for someone who has arthritus and not have full function of their hands
i do have probs with my hands however i can still crack a egg lol

but yes we have become too lazy in general
hell 10 years ago most of us still went to a library to get info...now most of us have a computer
insted of putting pen to paper we send a email
we have cell phones and hardly use the home landline or pay phones
so i say we need to stop being so lazy
just my 2 cents
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Old January 25th, 2010, 09:18 PM   #10
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Just what are we going too do with all these clueless people after 12/21/2012
Free loaders or servants> They are toast anyways without someone taken them in and helping them survive. I am sure glad I grew up in the country. Camping ,making forts in the wood and building stuff out of junk. Cracking a egg will be easy compared to what could come. Most likely it wont but if it happens I feel I will be OK. IMO
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Old January 25th, 2010, 09:25 PM   #11
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i'll be ok after 2012 as long as i can get my hands on one of those microwave bacon trays
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Old January 25th, 2010, 09:29 PM   #12
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do happen to live under a rock?
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Old January 25th, 2010, 09:31 PM   #13
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Still can't beat the Wonder Boner

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Old January 25th, 2010, 09:34 PM   #14
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do happen to live under a rock?
i live above a bar.. is that kinda the same?
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Old January 25th, 2010, 09:38 PM   #15
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i live above a bar.. is that kinda the same?
i don't know, maybe. it's just that you have 8 posts since 11/16/06
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YouTube- Hilarious Commercial - The Wunder Boner.
I now have a boner for the wonder boner.
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Old January 25th, 2010, 10:00 PM   #17
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i don't know, maybe. it's just that you have 8 posts since 11/16/06
i've pretty much just been looking around and reading up.. i'll have my first jeep in a couple weeks though, after that i'll probably be a bit more of an active member although there probably aren't many other people on this site from the buffalo area.. technically i'm surrounded by 2 of the greatlakes, so i'm not entirely in the wrong place here lol oh, and i moved out here from auburn hills, so that has to count for something
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Old January 25th, 2010, 11:00 PM   #18
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YouTube- Hilarious Commercial - The Wunder Boner.
Why is Mike Rowe narrating that
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If you can't crack an egg with one hand, you probably suck at cooking eggs.
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