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Old January 25th, 2010, 12:39 PM   #1
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THE 100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT

Two boys from Ontario are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, running toward the hole at great speed, and with no hesitation jump head first into the hole. While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"
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Old January 25th, 2010, 12:53 PM   #2
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hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old January 25th, 2010, 01:07 PM   #3
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Old January 25th, 2010, 01:09 PM   #4
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ok, unlike most jokes posted here, that was funny
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Old January 25th, 2010, 01:17 PM   #5
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Old January 25th, 2010, 01:19 PM   #6
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Old January 25th, 2010, 01:23 PM   #7
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I don't get it? Why did the goat jump in the hole?
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Old January 25th, 2010, 02:20 PM   #9
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Old January 25th, 2010, 03:20 PM   #10
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haha that's pretty good!
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Old January 25th, 2010, 05:06 PM   #11
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holy shit!!!! I cant stop laughing!! might have something to do with the 3 beers, 3 shots of crown and now a glass of wine!
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holy shit!!!! I cant stop laughing!! might have something to do with the 3 beers, 3 shots of crown and now a glass of wine!
you won't be laughing in the morning.
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you won't be laughing in the morning.
He may be. I read this thread earlier this moring and started choking on a lo-cal monster. I just clicked on again and re-read the joke to my wife and started joking on herbal tea....................

It may have had something to do with my wife shooting a snot rocket out once I read the punch line, but I think it may have been the tea
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Anyone else loose any bodily function reading or hearing the punchline????

Immortal- I was crying I was laugning so hard reading you last post!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
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