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Old January 24th, 2010, 05:06 AM   #1
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Thats what im going to do right now
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Old January 24th, 2010, 05:40 AM   #2
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who gives a flying fukc what your doing right now...this is not twitter
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Old January 24th, 2010, 05:44 AM   #3
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Who give a flying fukc what you think dickface.
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Old January 24th, 2010, 05:55 AM   #4
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Old January 24th, 2010, 06:02 AM   #5
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Already did that a few hours ago... as soon as my relief gets here I'm done with work for the night
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Old January 24th, 2010, 06:07 AM   #6
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Old January 24th, 2010, 06:31 AM   #7
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When cheese wiz is left in the tip of the can it because a rock hard cheese plug. So if you are too tall you should duck when you walk down the stairs. If you don't you can get a parking ticket.
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Old January 24th, 2010, 06:35 AM   #8
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why dose coffee do that? ha ha
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Old January 24th, 2010, 06:44 AM   #9
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why dose coffee do that? ha ha


It stimulates the body and speeds up peristalsis in the intestines.
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Old January 24th, 2010, 06:54 AM   #10
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It stimulates the body and speeds up peristalsis in the intestines.
I thought turd elves did all the work.
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Old January 24th, 2010, 07:13 AM   #11
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Are candy canes an effective accelerant for peristalsis??
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I am willing to bet its a bunch of geriatric old farts bitching about anyone under 50 and touching each others weiners.
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Old January 24th, 2010, 07:27 AM   #12
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I thought turd elves did all the work.
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The coffee wakes up the turd elves, then they start pushing out the turd. At least public schools taught us that.
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Old January 24th, 2010, 07:29 AM   #13
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I can't believe this isn't in the bin. Uh oh, turd elves are getting active.
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I can't believe this isn't in the bin. Uh oh, turd elves are getting active.
I think mine live in my stomach, and then I feel them. After some nasty sushi friday night, they weren't pushing yesterday, they had to use squeegees
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I think mine live in my stomach, and then I feel them. After some nasty sushi friday night, they weren't pushing yesterday, they had to use squeegees
Now that is useless information I didn't need to read.
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Old January 24th, 2010, 07:43 AM   #16
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When I enjoy too much coffee, the tinkle gnomes in my bladder get active.
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Old January 24th, 2010, 07:53 AM   #17
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When I enjoy too much coffee, the tinkle gnomes in my bladder get active.
are u sure it's not tiddly winks?
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Old January 24th, 2010, 07:57 AM   #18
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Had my coffee and waiting for them to get up, they like to sleep in on the weekends.
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Bad chinese sends my turd elves in a running scurry. Moving so quick they skate out on a cushion of brown liquid...
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Old January 24th, 2010, 08:28 AM   #20
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mmmmmmmm....coffee......wait...gurgle gurgle......ok, false alarm
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