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Old January 23rd, 2010, 03:36 PM   #1
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Default You can't make Waffles on your Gary Coleman Cooker

I tried to make waffles on my Gary Coleman cooker and they didn't work out. (a Gary Coleman cooker is a smaller more sassy version of a George Foreman cooker). They basically turn out as pancakes with lines. Does anyone know how to get this to work? Or am I destined to have pancakes with lines instead of waffles?

Yes, I know I can go buy a waffle iron, but I don't want to.
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Old January 23rd, 2010, 03:41 PM   #2
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Old January 23rd, 2010, 03:45 PM   #3
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Old January 23rd, 2010, 07:02 PM   #4
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Old January 23rd, 2010, 07:24 PM   #5
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Is there supposed to be a or an insult somewhere in the post relating to sold out midgets and sold out former boxers?
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Old January 23rd, 2010, 08:35 PM   #6
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Old January 23rd, 2010, 09:49 PM   #7
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I typed in Gary Coleman cooker into Google and this site was the top of the list.

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Old January 23rd, 2010, 10:01 PM   #8
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get some lead based paint, slap it on the cooker, sell it to someone in china.
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Old January 23rd, 2010, 10:30 PM   #9
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Sadly it just doesn't make Willis Waffles, but I did discover this weekend that it will fry a mean Drummond Drum Stick.
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Old February 9th, 2010, 08:05 AM   #11
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On Feb 8 2010, Gary Coleman was sentenced to 30 days in jail for "criminal mischief". It seems like the perfect crime for the little guy, hehehehe, criminal mischief. I wonder if my warranty on my Gary Coleman cooker will still be honored?
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Old February 9th, 2010, 08:16 AM   #12
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On Feb 8 2010, Gary Coleman was sentenced to 30 days in jail for "criminal mischief". It seems like the perfect crime for the little guy, hehehehe, criminal mischief. I wonder if my warranty on my Gary Coleman cooker will still be honored?
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This thread has become sad now :-(
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Old June 26th, 2010, 11:30 AM   #14
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#1 was

Then up to #4 the thread had an upturn....

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Did you describe a piece of cooking equipment most commonly found in the kitchen as sassy?



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Old June 26th, 2010, 05:04 PM   #17
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i seem to remember this as a skit off the show on nickelodeon's drake and josh.. my kids watched that show. i didnt think *gary grills* were real
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