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Old January 14th, 2010, 10:54 PM   #101
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I hope Pat Robertson gets ass raped by a chimp.
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Old January 15th, 2010, 10:23 AM   #102
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Yeah....I was in a hurray and didn't fully comprehend what I typed. It won't happen again......Hopefully. :D

On that note, Do you guys just surf on here all day long or something?


Surf or read the Bible pretty much covers my day
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Old January 16th, 2010, 10:15 AM   #103
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About the same time as Christian people let other groups believe what they want .

So that will be never.
The difference is bible thumpers think they're going to help you heathens find whatever comfort and purpose they have found in religion. People like you are just trying to call them out and make them look stupid in front of your friends - with the occasional legit question thrown in ==> that you know dam well has no answer outside of simply "faith" (a similar faith BTW that atheists use to claim to know how old the earth is and how humans evolved from monkeys) I could be wrong but I see a slight difference in intent.
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Old January 16th, 2010, 06:32 PM   #104
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Using the existence of George Washington to debate the validity of the bible? Wow, that was a stretch.

The Bible = a series of stories and legend passed down generation to generation until finally written into book form, long after ANYONE with first hand knowledge has turned to dust in the ground.

George Washington = First hand observations put into words on paper by those that knew him. Not to mention he himself writing on paper. Oh, and Mount Vernon, I have been there, nice place. Overwhelming first hand records and new accounts chronicling his existence and actions.

Yea, I can see questioning his existence like one would question the existence of the biblical Jesus (as opposed to the historical Jesus).

It just keeps getting better and better.

Pat Robertson is either an angry old man, lost in his own fantasies or just plain delusional. Either way, he and those like him earn their Douche monikers every time they speak.
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Old January 16th, 2010, 06:50 PM   #105
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The Minneapolis Star-Tribune published a letter from Satan to evangelist Pat Robertson, responding to his comment that Haiti's persistent troubles, including the earthquake, are due to a pact the nation made with Mephistopheles.
Actually, it wasn't Satan who wrote the letter but Lilly Coyle of Minneapolis writing in the persona of the hellish one.
I think she got it down pretty well. What say you?
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action.
But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.
Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"?
If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.
You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.
Best, Satan
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Old January 16th, 2010, 07:14 PM   #106
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heres the latest response from Satan
That's Amazing.
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Old January 16th, 2010, 09:08 PM   #107
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The difference is bible thumpers think they're going to help you heathens find whatever comfort and purpose they have found in religion. People like you are just trying to call them out and make them look stupid in front of your friends - with the occasional legit question thrown in ==> that you know dam well has no answer outside of simply "faith" (a similar faith BTW that atheists use to claim to know how old the earth is and how humans evolved from monkeys) I could be wrong but I see a slight difference in intent.
1st You don't try to just help people You try to turn them into you.
You go into cultures tell them everything they know is wrong and try to make them think like you right?

2nd I don't have to try to make You guys look stupid. You do that with Your anwsers.

3rd I don't know how old the earth is but in time We might find out how old it is and where We really came from . I'm not just going to take the word of some old book and stop looking because somebody told Me to have faith.

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Old January 16th, 2010, 10:49 PM   #108
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1st You don't try to just help people You try to turn them into you.
You go into cultures tell them everything they know is wrong and try to make them think like you right?

2nd I don't have to try to make You guys look stupid. You do that with Your anwsers.

3rd I don't know how old the earth is but in time We might find out how old it is and where We really came from . I'm not just going to take the word of some old book and stop looking because somebody told Me to have faith.
For starters it is not about turning anybody into ..... it is trying to show them a different life, one with Jesus.
Did you ever think that maybe just maybe your answers are the stupid ones and you are the one on the outside looking in?
Look into reading info on a young earth and you may be surprised with the answers you find. There are christian scientists that once had a world view of things as you see it.
Try www.creationworldview.org thats one and I believe there are other links on that site to other sites.
Be open minded when looking. It will not hurt you to do some research on a subject that are interested in. Only a different perspective.
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Old January 16th, 2010, 11:11 PM   #109
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For starters it is not about turning anybody into ..... it is trying to show them a different life, one with Jesus.
So what is this the nice way of saying that your trying to make them like you?


Wouldn't trying to show them a different life not be trying to make them think like you?

People all over the world believe different things . Why do You think it ok to change what they believe to what You do? They were taught their religion just like You were yours .

They have the right to worship any god they want just like You right?


Tell Me this why do You think You can discredit other religions but expect people to believe Yours? I guess You think your better than them.

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Old January 17th, 2010, 09:25 AM   #110
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Not better but the one true path to Eternity!
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didn't read 6 pages worth of what is probably flaming, but wondering if anyone mentioned what the whacko Danny Glover said about why the earth quake hit haiti...

http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegr...act_with_gaia/
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Old January 17th, 2010, 10:18 AM   #112
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Does anybody care what Osama Binladen said about the earthquake, or maybe Paris Hiltons take on it.....
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1st You don't try to just help people You try to turn them into you.
Things would be better if everybody was like me

You go into cultures tell them everything they know is wrong and try to make them think like you right? I dont go anywhere. But as with any question, there is a right and wrong answer - Would "they" be better off if they followed a christian values rather than islamic? buddhist? heathen dirt worshiper? I dunno

2nd I don't have to try to make You guys look stupid. You do that with Your answers.my answers make me look stupid?

3rd I don't know how old the earth is but in time We might find out how old it is and where We really came from . I'm not just going to take the word of some old book and stop looking because somebody told Me to have faith.
And in time we might just find out whether heaven and hell are real.

btw I am not religious, Im just making observations. Dont get sore at me for trying to point out that theres blind faith on both sides.
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Using the existence of George Washington to debate the validity of the bible? Wow, that was a stretch.

The Bible = a series of stories and legend passed down generation to generation until finally written into book form, long after ANYONE with first hand knowledge has turned to dust in the ground.

George Washington = First hand observations put into words on paper by those that knew him. Not to mention he himself writing on paper. Oh, and Mount Vernon, I have been there, nice place. Overwhelming first hand records and new accounts chronicling his existence and actions.

Yea, I can see questioning his existence like one would question the existence of the biblical Jesus (as opposed to the historical Jesus).

It just keeps getting better and better.

Pat Robertson is either an angry old man, lost in his own fantasies or just plain delusional. Either way, he and those like him earn their Douche monikers every time they speak.
You have no proof of that because anybody that could verify it is long been turned into dust.
So now the only historical things we can believe are those which can be verified by a living person who had first had experience...
Ceasar never existed either did he, Plato, any of the Pharos (sp) how about Lief Ericson, Gangus Kahn, Pocahantas.
We can shitcan about 90% of our history with your logic.
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I blame a sudden release of energy from a tectonic movement for Haiti's problems.
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I blame a sudden release of energy from a tectonic movement for Haiti's problems.
I blame all the gas that is caused by eating at the Turkey Roost.
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I blame all the gas that is caused by eating at the Turkey Roost.
That would be a sudden release of energy from a colonic movement.
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I think most religions would say their right to
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I think most religions would say their right to
But none stand up to scrutinity and pass the test. It is written not only in the bible but writings from historians of the time of Christ that did not believe in Christ nor who He claimed to be but still wrote the truth about his miricles and what He did when He was on this earth.
Just as what was wriitten about other historical figures. You believe those but not the writtings of Christ, a little biased maybe?
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